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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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A bird in the hand might.
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A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains.
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A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
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A little virtue will never hurt you.
				-- Piet Hein
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A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
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A virtuous life is its own punishment.
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Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
				-- Dorothy Parker
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Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed.
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Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
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An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it
what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.
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Anything is impossible, if you don't attempt it.
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Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
					-- G. Bell
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Art is anything you can get away with.
					-- Marshall McLuhan
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Art is your fate; don't debate.
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand.
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Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
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Beware of quantum ducks: Quark, Quark.
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Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
					-- Poor Richard
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Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
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Chicken Little only has to be right once.
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Common sense is very uncommon.
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Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages.
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Don't believe in miracles, expect them.
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Don't look back, always look ahead.
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Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other. And
scarce in that.
				-- Poor Richard
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Fish and visitors stink in three days.
				-- Poor Richard
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Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
				-- Poor Richard
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For success today, look first to yourself.
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Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
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Go not to the elves for advice, for they will say both yes and no.
				-- Tolkien
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
				-- Poor Richard
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God is REAL (unless declared INTEGER).
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Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
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He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
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He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
					-- Poor Richard
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He that will not command his thoughts will soon lose the command of his
actions.
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He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along a rowboat when going
on a cruise.
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He who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is not fit for the
kingdom of winners.
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Help fight continental drift.
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History always repeats itself: once as tragedy, the second time as farce.
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Hunger never saw bad bread.
		-- Poor Richard
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can watch it for hours.
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
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If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both
get rich.
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If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
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If we weren't supposed to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
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If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your house.
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If you eat a live toad every morning, nothing worse will happen to you
all day.
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If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
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In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
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In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at top.
					-- Poor Richard
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane.
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Integrity is praised, and starves.
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It is better to have flunked your Wassermann test than never to have
loved at all.
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It is commonly not your practice to make up your mind until the very
last minute.
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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
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It is unwise to trust those you do not know well.
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It's easy to make decisions if you ignore the facts.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
					-- Poor Richard
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Learn of the skillful:	he that teaches himself hath a fool for a
master.
					-- Poor Richard
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Love, cough, and a smoke, can't be well hid.
				-- Poor Richard
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Make this evening a memorable one.
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Men do not mind a bust in the mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous
lady!
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Mother is the invention of necessity.
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Neither the poor nor the rich may sleep under bridges or beg in the streets.
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Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
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New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
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Night falls when the street lights turn on.  Swedish Law.
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No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
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One peek is worth a thousand finesses.
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People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you.
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Please all, and you will please none.
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Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
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Premature withdrawal may lead to loss of interest.
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Pride dines upon Vanity, sups on Contempt.
				-- Poor Richard
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Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest.
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Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
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Seek companionship, love and social activity at home.
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Seek domestic happiness and faithful friends.
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Sex is nothing but Love misunderstood.
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She that paints her face thinks of her tail.
				-- Poor Richard
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Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
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Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it.
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Stupidity is not an impeachable offense.
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Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.
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The actions of your companion or close allies will help you to make an
important decision.
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The brave man is known only in war; the wise man in anger; the friend in
time of need.
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The early bird gets the early worm.
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The fish that escaped is the big one.
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The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
					-- B. Franklin
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not be construed as a commitment by Digital Equipment Corporation.
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The interesting thing about a waltzing bear is not how well it dances.
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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
					-- Mark Twain
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The moving finger writhes and, having writhed, moves on.
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The next sentence is true.  The previous sentence is false.
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The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won.
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The order and connection of ideas is the same as the order and
connection of things.
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The rich get richer; the poor get babies.
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The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
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The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its
utilization.
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The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
					-- Poor Richard
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There are no ugly loves, nor handsome prisons.
					-- Poor Richard
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There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can't teach,
teach teachers.
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To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking.
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Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes.  You get all the flavor of the
potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
					-- Albert Engstrom
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Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results.
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Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.
					-- Poor Richard
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Wed in haste, repent in leisure.
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When there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
					-- Poor Richard
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Who knows a fool, must know his brother; for one will recommend another.
					-- Poor Richard
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Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm.
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With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
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Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness.
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Woman was God's second mistake.
			-- Nietzsche
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You are a general favorite among your many friends.
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You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
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You are an individual interested in forward thrust and the future.
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You are broad minded and socially active.
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You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
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You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
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You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
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You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose.
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You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
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You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
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You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
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You are the center of every group's attention.
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You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured.
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You are witty and fond of fun.
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme
stupidity.
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You can get more things done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind
word alone.
					-- Al Capone
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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You have a yearning for perfection.
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You have an unusual magnetic personality.
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You have no real enemies.
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You have the attitude of a winner.
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You like participating in competitive sports.
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You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
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You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
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You may give a man an office, but you cannot give him discretion.
					-- Poor Richard
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You must be patient for a little while.
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You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
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You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
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You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
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You will be a guest at a happy party that'll have important consequences
for you.
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You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
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You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
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You will be successful in your work.
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You will be unusually successful in business.
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You will engage in a profitable friendship.
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You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
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You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew.
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You will marry your present lover and be happy.
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You will receive a present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
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You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
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You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
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You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking
thoughts.
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Your are the guiding star of his existence.
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Your first impressions of people are best.
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Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
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Your long forgotten kindness to someone will bring a substantial sum of money.
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Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
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Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
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Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat.
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Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
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