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Adaptive Equalization - busing
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ASCII - a Chinese question
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Asynch - A place to wash dishes
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Automatic calling unit - teenager with a telephone
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BAUD - lady of the evening
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Bisynch - Farewell to the dish washing place
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Bit - twelve and a half cents
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Bit rate  - how often you are bitten
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Broad band - all girl orchestra
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Byte rate - how fast you can eat
			-- Data communications glossary
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Envelope delay - the U.S. Postal Service
			-- Data communications glossary
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Frequency modulation - "Not tonight, I have a headache."
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Full duplex - no vacancies
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High speed line - "My place or yours?"
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Hollerith - what thou doest when thy phone is on the fritzeth
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Kilocycle - capital punishment for a bike
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Microwave - signal from a friendly micro
			-- Data communications glossary
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Milliamp - Mrs. Amp's daughter
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Modem - How a southerner asks for seconds
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Parity check - agricultural subsidy
			-- Data communications glossary
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Parity error - the parity check is late
			-- Data communications glossary
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Phase jitter - nervous reaction to the full moon
			-- Data communications glossary
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Real time - see BAUD
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Semiconductor - part time band leader
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Synch code - SOS from the Titanic
			-- Data communications glossary
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Teletypewriter - talk it over with your Smith-Corona
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Tieline - the latest in neckwear
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Twisted Pair - a couple of perverts
			-- Data communications glossary
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Ethernet - what you use to catch the ether bunny
			-- Data communications glossary
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