!! Other buttons which we have:
!!	<Does this program halt>
!!	<I think> [I am]   (x2)
!!	Alien symbol from "V"
!!	Woven star
!!	Eye in pyramid
!!	2B | !2B |> "Shakespearian logic"
!!	Prisoner Bicycle 2
!!	Prisoner Bicycle 6
!!	Yin/Yang symbol
!!	Yin/Yang with pentagram and apple
!!	C'hi y'all
!!	C'hi guys
!!	Innocent and Horny (with picture of unicorn)
!!	[I think] [I am]
!!	Schroedinger cut the wave equation down to <psi>'s
!!	And God said: (Maxwell's equations) ... and then there was light!
!!	Quantum Mechanics Are <psi>chotic
!!	The life that <can never> must be    [ <can never> striken out ]
!! And some that we don't have:
!!	Gauge past overload
!!
%%
Button: A billion here, a couple of billion there - first thing you know, it
	adds up to real money
%%
Button: A bird does not sing because it has an answer - it sings because it
	has a song
%%
Button: A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
%% have
Button: A closed mouth gathers no feet
%%
Button: A conference is a place where conversation is substituted for the
	dreariness of labor and the loneliness of thought.
%%
Button: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of
	hours in the library
%% have
Button: A cynic's work is never done
%%
Button: A day without sunshine is like night
%%
Button: A dollar's a bad boss, and dying is a bad fear
%% have
Button: A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a
	mythstake
%%
Button: A girl and her cat
%%
Button: A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A great slogan can
	stop it forever.
%%
Button: A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the
	support of Paul
%% have
Button: A liberal is someone who will let you do anything so long as they're
	paid to help you do it
%%
Button: A mind is a terrible thing to taste
%% have
Button: A mind is a wonderful thing to waste
%%
Button: A morning without coffee is like something without something else
%%
Button: A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes - now it's
	Miller time
%% have
Button: A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind
%%
Button: A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms
%% have
Button: A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away.
	A real friend is someone who you use again and again.
%%
Button: A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago
%%
Button: A sentence is a fine thing to put a preposition at the end of
%% have
Button: A silver tongue, a golden touch, and a mind like a steel trap
%% have
Button: A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the
	blackboard
%% have
Button: A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense
%% have
Button: A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite
%%
Button: A watched clock never boils
%%
Button: Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS ENTER here
%%
Button: Academic infighting is vicious because the stakes are so low
%%
Button: Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess reality
%% have
Button: Actors aren't quite human, but then again, who is?
%% have
Button: ADA is the COBOL of the 80s
%%
Button: After eight hundred years a Forth programmer you are, speak back-
	ward you will
%%
Button: Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
%%
Button: All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own
	importance
%%
Button: All knowledge is contained in fandom
%%
Button: All life is a conjugation of the verb "to eat"
%%
Button: All my life I wanted to be someone - I guess I should have been more
	specific
%% have (attrib to D. W. Jones)
Button: All power corrupts, but we need electricity
%% have
Button: All roads lead to Amber
%% have
Button: All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism
%%
Button: All that is gold does not glitter
%% have
Button: All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit
	parts
%% have (x2)
Button: All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
%% have
Button: Almost Conscious
%% have
Button: Amateur Time Lord
%% have
Button: American Non Sequitur society -- we don't make sense, but we do
	like pizza
%%
Button: Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be
	defined.
%%
Button: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it
%%
Button: Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested
	and the frog dies of it.
%% have
Button: Anarcho-Capitalist for sale or rent
%% have
Button: Anarcho-Paladin
%% have
Button: Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea
%%
Button: Anarchy begins at home, but it doesn't have to end there
%%
Button: ...and I thought phrenology with a ball-peen hammer was a dying art!
%% have
Button: And what do I look like - the living?
%% have
Button: Ankh if you love Isis
%%
Button: Another case of too many scientists, not enough hunchbacks
%%
Button: Another deadline, another miracle
%% have
Button: ...another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit
%%
Button: Anti-paranoia is that eerie feeling that nothing is connected to
	anything else
%%
Button: Any excuse to wear a sword is a good excuse
%%
Button: Any interesting statistic is almost certainly a mistake
%%
Button: Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during
	a subsequent period. It has been discovered that standard logic works
	sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.
%%
Button: Any reform must be accounted a success which does not have an effect
	exactly the opposite of that intended
%% have
Button: Any slogan simple enough to fit on a button is too simple to do any
	good
%%
Button: Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguisable from
	molasses
%% have
Button: Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from
	technology
%% have
Button: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a
	rigged demo
%% have
Button: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
%% have
Button: Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work
%% have
Button: Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk
%% have
Button: Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
%% have
Button: Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not
	nailed down.
%% have
Button: Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well
%%
Button: Anything you say will be distorted and remixed and used against you
%% have
Button: Apology Accepted
%%
Button: Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad?
%% have
Button: Are we having fun yet?
%%
Button: Are we undead - or what?
%%
Button: Are you reading my buttons, or are you transfixed by my beauty?
%% have
Button: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
%% have
Button: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
%% have
Button: Artificial Intelligence
%%
Button: Artificial Intelligence? I'll be impressed when they invent artificial
	cunning.
%% have
Button: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
%%
Button: As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way. A
	mere shred of sanity is of no value.
%% have
Button: Ask a silly person, get a silly answer
%%
Button: Ask me - I'm interactive
%% have
Button: Ask me - I'm shy
%%
Button: Ask me about my vow of silence
%% have
Button: Assassins do it from behind
%% have
Button: Assassins, Inc. - We aim to please
%% have
Button: At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
%% have
Button: At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year
%%
Button: Authenticity Police - death to Spandex!
%%
Button: Authors rarely welcome even the most constructive advice
%% have
Button: Avoid cliches like the plague - they're a dime a dozen
%% have
Button: Avoid cliches like the plague
%% have
Button: Back off, man - I'm a scientist
%% have
Button: Back rubs - Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy
%% have
Button: Bad taste is timeless
%% have
Button: Badges?  We don't need no stinking badges!
%%
Button: Balance the budget - declare politicians a game species
%% have
Button: Ban the Bomb - Save the world for conventional warfare
%% have
Button: Banned from Argo
%% have
Button: Barbarian
%% have
Button: Bard
%%
Button: Be careful what you pretend to be - you just might become it
%%
Button: Be careful when playing under an anvil tree
%%
Button: Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers
	and destroy Tokyo
%%
Button: Be sure to save your money - you never know when it might be worth
	something
%%
Button: "Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give some people
%% have
Button: Be yourself - it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it!
%%
Button: Beam me sideways, Scotty - I'm tired of the same old jokes
%% have
Button: Beam me up, Scotty, the elevators don't work
%% have
Button: Beam me up, Scotty, it ate my phaser
%% have
Button: Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here
%%
Button: Beam me up, Scotty, this planet is infested with obnoxious Trekkies
%% have
Button: Beauty and the Beast   Bright Lights, Big Kitty
%%
Button: Because I'm the editor, that's why!
%% have
Button: Beeblebrox for President - Two heads are better than one
%%
Button: Begone and never darken my towels again
%% have
Button: Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry
%% have
Button: Being a pain in the ass is a perogative of the creative mind
%%
Button: Being depressed by the poor isn't much worse than being bored by
	the rich
%%
Button: Being in politics is like being a football coach -- you have to be
	smart enough to understand the game and stupid enough to think it's
	important
%% have
Button: Being sexy is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
%% have
Button: Being weird isn't enough
%% have
Button: Berserkers do it without thinking
%% have
Button: Better dead than mellow
%% have
Button: Better dead than mellow - I love New York
%% have
Button: Better living through alchemy
%% have
Button: Beware! The teddy bears of today still carry the vestigal claws of
	their ancestors
%% have
Button: Beware -- I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension
%% have (x2)
Button: Beware of Quantum Ducks - Quark! Quark! Quark!
%% have (with smiley face)
Button: Beware the Grin Reaper
%%
Button: BFA: Branch to False Assumption
%% have
Button: Bill the Cat & Opus in 1984  Why not the worst?
%% have
Button: Bill the Cat fan club
%% have
Button: Black holes are where God is dividing by zero
%%
Button: Blake's dead, Jim
%%
Button: Blank pieces of paper were invented to let you know how hard it is
	to be God
%%
Button: Blessed are the ugly and determined, for they acquire the wealth to
	command the handsome and clever
%% have
Button: Blood is thicker than water -- and much tastier
%% have
Button: BOMBS don't kill people -- EXPLOSIONS kill people
%% have
Button: Boredom delendo est!
%% have
Button: Born again pagan
%% have
Button: Born again virgin
%% have
Button: Born to be cuddled
%% have
Button: Born to shop
%%
Button: Bribe is such a... crass word
%%
Button: Brain on vacation, body on autopilot
%% have (x3) (attrib to Jethro Tull)
Button: Bring me my broadsword and clear understanding
%%
Button: Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word
%% have
Button: Built for comfort, not for speed
%% have
Button: Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise
%% have
Button: Bushydo - The way of the shrub. BONSAI!
%%
Button: But this _is_ the simplified version for the general public!
%% have
Button: Bwah-hah-hah!
%%
Button: By God, for a moment there it all made sense...
%% have
Button: By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes
%%
Button: By the time a rule is needed, it's already too late
%%
Button: By-product of the Infinite Improbability Drive
%% have
Button: 'C' combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of
	assembly language
%% have
Button: C'est la vie, C'est la guerre, Say no more
%% have (x2)
Button: Caffiend
%% have
Button: Calm down - It's only ones and zeroes
%% have
Button: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu - It found me
%% have
Button: Can I cook, or can I?
%%
Button: Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth? It's
	like a martini without the egg
%%
Button: Card-carrying Temporal Anomaly
%%
Button: Carpe Diem - Make your lives extraordinary
%%
Button: Carpe Noctem
	Seize the night
	I do more work after 2AM than most people do all day
%%
Button: Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a
	function
%%
Button: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled.
%% have
Button: Caution: Contents under pressure
%% have
Button: Caution: Hungry Dieter - May bite if provoked
%%
Button: Caution -- I was not hired for my disposition
%% have
Button: Caution: Slower than light vehicle
%%
Button: Celestial Mechanic - inclined to be eccentric
%%
Button: Censorship s/u/c/k/s/ is for your own good
%%
Button: C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. Say no more. Say what?
%% have
Button: Certified Public Assassin
%% have
Button: Chaos is King, and Magic is loose in the world
%% have
Button: Chaotic Amorals have more fun
%% have
Button: Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry
%% have
Button: Chem E's make the best heat exchangers
%%
Button: Child of a Looser God
%%
Button: Chopped cabbage - it's not just a good idea... it's THE SLAW
%% have
Button: Christians do it with grace
%% have
Button: Circular Definition: see Circular Definition
%% have
Button: Cleric
%% have
Button: Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery
%% have
Button: COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary
%%
Button: COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance
%% have
Button: COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
%% have
Button: Coffee is my only REAL friend
%% have
Button: Cogito Ergo Spud - I think, therefore I yam
%%
Button: Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths... all temperature cheer
%%
Button: Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be
	appointed to do the work
%%
Button: Computers will be perfect when they can predict how much more the job
	will cost than the estimate
%% have
Button: Con of the living dead
%%
Button: Conform, go crazy, become a lawyer
%% have
Button: Conform, go crazy, become a writer or an artist, or stylishly fake it
	like the rest of Manhattan
%% have
Button: Conform, go crazy, or become a writer
%% have
Button: Conform, go crazy, or become an artist
%% have
Button: Conquering Russia is a steppe by steppe process
%%
Button: Control Data: don't let it control you
%% have (x5)
Button: Conventions - my job away from job
%% have
Button: Couch Potato
%% have
Button: Couch potatoes have brain tubers
%%
Button: Creature of the Night
%% have
Button: Cthulhu Cthucks
%% have
Button: Cthulhu cthucks, but does he cthwallow?
%% have
Button: Cthulhu for President  [if you're tired of choosing the lesser
	of two evils]
%%
Button: Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment
%% have
Button: Cthulhu Lives - in MY refrigerator
%% have
Button: Cthulhu Saves - in case he's hungry later
%% have
Button: Cybermats, why does it always have to be cybermats?
%%
Button: Cyberpagan
%%
Button: Daddy would have gotten us Uzis
%% have
Button: Dahling, don't be so third-level
%% have (Ben possesses)
Button: Dain Bramaged
%%
Button: Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
%% have
Button: Damn I'm good
%%	(picture of dancing jester)
Button: Dancin' fool
%% have
Button: Darkovans do it in circles
%% have
Button: Darth Vader for President - If you're tired of choosing the lesser of
	two evils
%% have
Button: Deadly Ninja throwing button
%%
Button: Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
%% have
Button: Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast
%% have
Button: Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance,
	and bragged about forever
%%
Button: Decadence - more than just a way of life
%%
Button: #define sysop GOD
	#define reality NULL
%% have
Button: Delight and amaze me!
%%
Button: Democracy is based on the theory that the common people know what they
	want and deserve to get it - good and hard!
%% have
Button: Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch
%% have
Button: Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the
	majority deserves
%%
Button: Der Meisterscheimer of the Bavarian Illuminati (world's oldest and
	most successful secret conspiracy)
%% have
Button: Desslok for Dictator
%% have
Button: Deterministic Chaotic Physicist
%%
Button: Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
%%
Button: DNA - the ultimate machine language
%%
Button: DNA - the ultimate RIS machine language
%% have (x2)
Button: Do It - It's easier to get forgiveness than permission
%% have
Button: Do it in the dirt with Indy!
%%
Button: Do not call up that which you cannot hang up on
%%
Button: Do not call up what you can't put down
%%
Button: Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first
	place.
%% have
Button: Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
	piss on your computer
%% have
Button: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and
	hard to light
%% have (attrib to Tolkien)
Button: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick
	to anger
%% have
Button: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and
	good with ketchup
%% have
Button: Do not throw butts in the urinals, for they are subtle and quick to
	anger
%% have
Button: Do or do not...There is no try
%% have
Button: Do you know me with my clothes on?
%% have
Button: Do you know where your towel is?
%%
Button: Do what I mean, not what I say!
%%
Button: Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law, but then there is always
	chaos to consider
%%
Button: Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
%% have
Button: Does anyone have any questions? Any answers? Anyone care for a mint?
%%
Button: Does the noise in my head bother you?
%%
Button: Dogs come when they're called - cats take a message and get back
	to you
%% have
Button: Doing strange things in the name of art
%% have (x4)
Button: Don't ask me - I have intermittent memory loss
%% have
Button: Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be
	promoted
%%
Button: Don't bother me. I've got my three miracle minimum. When the Pope signs
	my sainthood papers, I'm outta here!
%% have
Button: Don't build more nukes - until we use the ones we have
%% have
Button: Don't call me Tiny
%%
Button: Don't call up what you can't put on hold
%% have
Button: Don't destroy the world in the first chapter - you'll find you need
	it later
%% have
Button: Don't Feed the Dieters
%% have
Button: Don't get even -- get odd!
%%
Button: Don't get mad - get interest!
%%
Button: Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can
	blow up
%%
Button: Don't go to bed mad - stay up and fight
%% have
Button: Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon
%% have
Button: Don't just stand there -- buy something!
%% have
Button: Don't just stand there -- rub my back!
%% have
Button: Don't just stand there -- scratch my back!
%%
Button: Don't keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
%% have
Button: Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone
%%
Button: Don't look at me in that tone of voice
%% have
Button: Don't look back - something might be gaining on you
%% have (really scrungy) (x2)
Button: Don't mind me - I'll just bleed
%% have
Button: Don't mock the insecure
%% have
Button: Don't Panic! It's alright. Everything is going to be just fine.
%% have
Button: Don't Panic
%%
Button: Don't put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today
%% have
Button: Don't rush me - I'm dawdling as fast as I can!
%%
Button: Don't say yes until I've finished talking
%% have
Button: Don't step on my scarf!
%%
Button: Don't start comparing yourself to me. It'll just make you crazy.
%%
Button: Don't take life seriously - it isn't permanent
%% have
Button: Don't try to out-weird me - I get stranger things than you free
	with my breakfast cereal
%%
Button: Don't worry about who you step on when you're on the way up if you
	don't plan on coming down
%%
Button: Don't worry -- Cthulhu LIKES your sense of humor
%%
Button: Downey/Rivera in '92 - wanna see something REALLY scary?
%%
Button: Dragon Obedience School Dropout
%% have
Button: Dragonriders do it in between
%% have
Button: Druid
%% have
Button: Dungeoneers do it with imagination
%% have
Button: DWARF	Baruk Khazad! Khazad Aimenu!
%% have
Button: Dyslexics have more fnu
%% have (without "of the world,")
Button: Dyslexics of the world, untie! Together we can trip up the world
%%
Button: E = mc^2 + 3d6
%% have
Button: Eagles soar but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine
%% have
Button: Eat the Rich!  The poor are tough and stringy
%% have
Button: Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever
%%
Button: Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak
%%
Button: Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on
%% have
Button: Eldrad Must Live!
%% have
Button: Elf
%% have
Button: Emmanuel doesn't pun...he Kant
%% have
Button: End fannish elitism - Call it Sci-Fi
%% have
Button: End rush-hour trafic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry.
%%
Button: Engaged in the passive overthrow of the U.S. government
%%
Button: English is bad Amslan
%%
Button: Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill
%% have
Button: Entropy isn't what it used to be
%% have
Button: Entropy requires no maintenance
%% have
Button: Ents do Bonsai charges
%% have
Button: Erle Stanley Gardnerian - Initiate of the Mysteries
%%
Button: Escape From New York was a documentary!
%% have
Button: Eternal nothingness is ok if you're dressed for it
%% have
Button: Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookies
%%
Button: Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake
%% have
Button: Even Napoleon had his Watergate
%% have
Button: Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably
	never happened and those which do not matter
%%
Button: Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue
%%
Button: Every program has at least one bug and one unnecessary instruction -
	therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't
	work
%%
Button: Every program is part of some other program, and rarely fits
%% have
Button: Every silver lining has a cloud
%% have
Button: Every Spam is sacred
%%
Button: Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it
%% have
Button: Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege
%% have
Button: Everyone was born right-handed.  Only the greatest overcome it.
%% have
Button: Everything I say can stand on its own two faces
%% have
Button: Everything in the universe is packaging, big toys, or meat
%%
Button: Everything you know is wrong
%%
Button: Evil Geniuses for a better tomorrow
%% have
Button: Evil Grin
%%
Button: Evil Mentalist - I think, therefore you aren't
%%
Button: Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die
%% have (with picture of walking fish symbol)
Button: Evolution in action
%%
Button: Evolution sounds ok, but I'd rather keep my options open
%% have
Button: Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
%%
Button: Exhilarating, isn't it?
%%
Button: Experience varies directly with equipment ruined
%% have
Button: Fandom - not your ordinary elite
%% have
Button: Fandom isn't a matter of life and death - it's much more important
	than that
%%
Button: Fascinating. My tricorder has gone completely ape-shit.
%% have
Button: Fantasy is a crutch for people who can't handle soap operas
%%
Button: Fantasy isn't our crutch -- it's arcane
%% have
Button: Feline Sapiens
%% have (x2)
Button: Few things are more dangerous than a hobbit with low blood sugar
%% have
Button: Fighter
%% have
Button: Fimbriation is a borderline case
%% have
Button: First generation Trekkie  6609.8
%% have
Button: Flaming Heterosexual
%% have
Button: Flat Mars Society
%%
Button: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
%%
Button: For God, for country, and for no apparent reason
%%
Button: For this I went to college?
%% have
Button: Forecasting is difficult, especially about the future
%% have
Button: Forewarned is half an octopus
%%
Button: Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
%%
Button: Former Fetus for Choice
%%
Button: Forms follow function, and often obliterate it
%%
Button: For this problem, we'll have to call in our crack team of trained
	solipsists
%%
Button: Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has been fixed
%% have
Button: 42 - The answer to life, the universe, and everything
%% have
Button: 43% of all statistics are worthless
%% have
Button: Fractals - what you see is what you wait for
%% have
Button: Freedom, Immortality, and the Stars!
%% have
Button: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on
	the roof and gets stuck
%%
Button: Fun Guy from Yuggoth
%% have
Button: @#$% 'em if they can't take a joke
%%
Button: Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
%% have
Button: Generic Button
%% have
Button: Genetically perfect but morally crippled
%%
Button: Gerbil-jamming is safe - if you don't share gerbils
%% have (x2)
Button: Get thee down. Be thou funky
%%
Button: Give me a lever long enough, and a place to stand, and I'll break
	the lever
%% have
Button: Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you
%% have
Button: Give me that REAL old-time religion - Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate,
	Demeter, Kali, Danu, Inanna
%% have
Button: Giving up Catholicism for Lent
%% have
Button: Global Village Idiot
%% have (x2)
Button: GLORP?!
%%
Button: Go ahead - the Surgeon General has determined that you only live once
%%
Button: !GO HOM-9
%% have
Button: Go Lemmings Go!
%% have (attrib to Tolkein)
Button: Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes
%% have
Button: Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in
	front of all your friends
%% have
Button: God didn't create the world in seven days -- He goofed off for six,
	then pulled an all-nighter
%%
Button: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
	courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the
	difference
%% have
Button: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
	courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the
	difference
%%
Button: God, in His bounty and generosity, always creates more horse's asses
	than there are horses to attach them to
%% have
Button: God is love - but get it in writing
%% have
Button: God is real unless declared integer
%% have
Button: God made a few people perfect - the rest He created right-handed
%%
Button: God saw absolute truth lying in the street and picked it up. The Devli
	said, "Give it to me and I'll organize it for you."
%%
Button: God won't mind - she's part Irish
%%
Button: Good evening. I'm Barnabas Collins. Forgive me if I startled you.
%%
Button: Good managers believe in sharing credit with the one who did the work
%% have (x3)
Button: 'Good Morning' is a contradiction in terms
%%
Button: Gosh, that takes me back... or forward. That's the trouble with time
	travel, you never can tell.
%%
Button: Grad School -- it's not a job, it's an indenture
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Han Solo School of Action Without Thought
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Han Solo School of Hyperdrive Repair
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Indiana Jones School of Swordplay
%% have
Button: Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving
%% have
Button: Gravity isn't MY fault - I voted for velcro!
%%
Button: Gross anatomy - it isn't just for breakfast anymore
%% have
Button: Guard the Mysteries - constantly reveal them
%%
Button: Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge
%% have
Button: Hacking is a conversational black hole
%% have
Button: Hackito Ergo Sum
%%
Button: Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and
	you would have been informed
%% have with apple
Button: Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
%% have
Button: Hail to the Sun God!
	He is the Fun God!
	Ra! Ra! Ra!
%% have
Button: Half-elven space cadet
%% have
Button: Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years -
	I'd just like to know which half
%%
Button: Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when it
	is leaping.
%%
Button: Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
	The other half is pretending you don't care.
%% have
Button: Han Solo lives - in my refrigerator
%%
Button: Hands off - I'm a conversation piece
%% have
Button: Happiness is a Tardis with a working dematerialization circuit
%% have
Button: Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear view mirror
%%
Button: Happy Booker
%% have
Button: Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances?
%% have
Button: Harmless Ninja throwing button
%% have
Button: Harrison Ford is a better idea
%% have
Button: Have an adequate day!
%%
Button: Have an affair. It'll help break up the monagamy
%% have (with picture of smiling eye in pyramid)
Button: Have an Illuminated day!
%% have
Button: Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings
%% have
Button: Have Tardis, will travel
%%
Button: Have you changed your tofu water today?
%%
Button: Have you hugged a pervert today?
%% have
Button: Have you hugged your Cabbage Patch Dalek today?
%% have
Button: Have you hugged your dragon today?
%%
Button: Have you Rolfed your cat today?
%% have
Button: He's dead, Elliot
%% have
Button: He's dead, Jean-Luc
%% have 1/2
Buttons: He's dead, Jim

	 Of course he's dead, I killed him!
%% have
Button: He's dead, Jim... You take his phaser, I'll get his wallet
%%
Button: Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over
%% have
Button: Hedonist for Hire - No job too easy
%%
Button: Hell I'm better
%% have
Button: Hell's Ewoks
%%
Button: Hello -- I'm in a superposition of states right now, but if you'll
	leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as my
	state collapses
%%
Button: Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
%%
Button: Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.
%% have
Button: Heralds don't pun - they cant
%%
Button: Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two
	numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and another number
%%
Button: Hi! I'll be your asshole for the evening.
%% have
Button: Hi! I can't remember your name, either
%%
Button: High entertainment threshold
%%
Button: High Voltage Electronics - life's a glitch, and then you fry
%% have
Button: History doesn't repeat itself - Historians repeat each other
%% have
Button: History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up
%%
Button: History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
%% have
Button: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good bullwhip
	by your side
%% have
Button: Hollow chocolate has no calories
%%
Button: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense
%% have
Button: Housework can kill you if you do it right
%%
Button: How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
%%
Button: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? One third less
	than it takes to change a regular bulb.
%%
Button: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	One and a half.
%%
Button: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One,
	who gives it to six Californians, therefore reducing it to the
	earlier riddle.
%% have
Button: How the !*@%! did I get on the con committee?
%%
Button: How will you know the answer to that question if you don't ask me out
	loud?
%% have
Button: Human beings don't live like this
%% have
Button: Humor is emotional chaos recollected in tranquility
%% have
Button: I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will sell me books
	at half price.
%% have
Button: I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will not sell me
	another book.
%% have
Button: I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me
	another button.
%% have (x3)
Button: I am a genius and should be exempt from shit
%%
Button: I am a genius and should be exempt from this sort of thing
%% have
Button: I am a softwareholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me
	any more software.
%% have
Button: I am different, I am alone and I'm an outcast... I bleed green!
%%
Button: I am interested in politics so that someday I will not have to be
	interested in politics
%% have
Button: I am not a happy camper
%% have
Button: I am not a number! I am a free fan!
%%
Button: I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
%% have
Button: I am not a number!
	I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed,
	  or numbered.
	I am a free man!
%% have
Button: I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider
	academy, of which human nature is only a part
%% have
Button: I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
%% have
Button: I am not as forgiving as the Emperor is
%% have
Button: I am not conceited -- I just can't stand mortals
%% have
Button: I am one of the greatest liars in the English language - I wouldn't
	be telling you this if I didn't know it wasn't true
%%
Button: I am sick and depraved - please feed me drugs and cookies
%% have
Button: I am simply a human being, more or less
%% have
Button: I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
%% have
Button: I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater
%% have (x)
Button: I am very flexible - I can put both feet in my mouth
%% have
Button: I am very interested in the future because I plan to spend the rest of
	my life there
%%
Button: I ask for so little, just let me rule you and you will have every-
	thing you want
%% have
Button: I beat the Kobayashi Maru situation by using the Corbomite maneuver
%%
Button: I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide
	temporary relief to nymphomaniacs
%%
Button: I can tell you're lying - your lips are moving
%% have (x3)
Button: I can't be late -- I just got here
%% have
Button: I can't be overdrawn - I still have checks left!
%%
Button: I can't grow up -- I'm too old
%% have
Button: I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a
	loophole
%%
Button: I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head
%%
Button: I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies
%% have
Button: I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
%%
Button: I didn't say it was a GOOD joke
%%
Button: I didn't trip - I was caught in a sudden gust of gravity
%%
Button: I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of
	liking them
%%
Button: I do so have a memory. It's in /usr.
%%
Button: I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to
%% have
Button: I don't believe in no-win scenarios
%%
Button: I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be
	irresponsible, too.
%% have
Button: I don't care if I'm a lemming - I'm not going!
%%
Button: I don't care who does the electing, as long as I get to do the
	nominating
%%
Button: I don't delegate responsibility, I delegate blame
%%
Button: I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
%% have
Button: I don't get mad -- I get odd
%%
Button: I don't have an attitude problem - it's supposed to be like this
%%
Button: I don't have an attitude, babe - I AM an attitude
%%
Button: I don't have any solutions, but I certainly admire the problem
%%
Button: I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed
%% have (x2)
Button: I don't have to take this abuse from you - I've got hundreds of
	people waiting to abuse me
%% have
Button: I don't have ulcers -- I give them!
%%
Button: I don't know why, but humans are quite my favorite species
%% have
Button: I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
%% have
Button: I don't like violence but I'm very good at it
%% have
Button: I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could
%% have
Button: I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I don't have to
	live there
%%
Button: I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to
	pay the phone bill
%% have
Button: I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children
%%
Button: I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them
%%
Button: I don't need you, y'know - I can be lonely all by myself
%% have
Button: I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I
	preach to
%%
Button: I don't purr - I don't beep - I ain't cute!
%% have
Button: I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
%% have
Button: I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there
%%
Button: I don't stoop to conquer - I merely conquer
%% have
Button: I don't suffer from insanity - I revel in it!
%% have
Button: I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to put up with
	constructive praise
%%
Button: I don't want help, I want pity
%%
Button: I don't want to be a millionaire - just to live like one
%%
Button: I don't WANT to go somewhere where they cook the wine but not the fish
%%
Button: I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices
	I could read with pleasure
%%
Button: I eat Ethiopian food with a fork and I'm proud!
%% have
Button: I eat junk food to get it out of the house
%%
Button: I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemingway story. If I get any more
	cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all.
%%
Button: I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in
	is money.
%% have
Button: I finally got it all together - but then I forgot where I put it
%% have
Button: I find your lack of faith disturbing
%% have
Button: I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
%%
Button: I get paid for thinking like this
%%
Button: I give good back
%% have
Button: I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything's been downhill since
%% have
Button: I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I said,
	"Hey man, got any shoes you're not using?"
%%
Button: I have a firm grip on reality - by the throat
%% have
Button: I have a mind like a steel sieve
%% have
Button: I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed
	and mangled!
%%
Button: I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working
	here
%%
Button: I have an understanding with my local police - I have them outgunned,
	but they have me outnumbered
%%
Button: I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your _whole
	body!_
%%
Button: I have no gun, but I can spit
%% have
Button: I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it
%% have
Button: I have no use for adventures - they're nasty disturbing uncomfortable
	things and make you late for dinner!
%% have
Button: I have not lost my mind -- I know exactly where I left it
%% have
Button: I have not lost my mind -- it's backed up on disk somewhere
%% have
Button: I have not lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere
%%
Button: I have nothing against bigots personally, but if they move into a
	neighborhood, property values go down
%% have
Button: I haven't come far enough and I'm NOT a baby!
%%
Button: I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way.
%% have
Button: I haven't lost it -- it's been temporarily mislaid
%%
Button: I judge people by what is in their hearts - not by the color of their
	scales
%%
Button: I just _might_ say yes
%% have
Button: I knew I had some reason for not killing you... Now what was it?
%%
Button: I know I'm a sick person - the question is whether it's charming or
	offensive
%%
Button: I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
%% have
Button: I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words
%% have
Button: I know UNIX, ADA, FORTH, APL, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, SMALLTALK,
	LISP, and nineteen other high-tech words
%% have
Button: I know where my towel is
%%
Button: I like life - it's something to do
%%
Button: I like the idea of an ancient race - it makes a world feel so...
	lived in
%%
Button: I like to start the day off with a smile and get it over with early
%%
Button: I loathe anyone who keeps dogs. They're cowards who don't have the
	courage to bite people themselves.
%% have
Button: I love it when a plan comes together
%%
Button: I love it when a pun comes together
%% have
Button: I love lefties
%%
Button: I love you like a brother but business is business
%% have
Button: I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward
%%
Button: I may have taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you
	everything I know
%%
Button: I might as well exercise - I'm in a bad mood anyway
%%
Button: I must have slipped a disk. My pack hurts.
%%
Button: I never believe in anything until it's been officially denied
%% have
Button: I never spit in your drink -- why do you smoke in my air?
%% have
Button: I practice parallel monogamy
%% have
Button: I pray for boredom but it never comes
%% have
Button: I prefer to remain anomalous
%% have
Button: I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
%%
Button: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
%%
Button: I rub people the right way
%% have
Button: I saw Jesus - and He said "Tag, you're it!"
%%
Button: I spend my life doing things I detest to make money I don't need to buy
	things I don't want to impress people I don't like
%%
Button: I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself
	someday.
%% have
Button: I think I am! I think I am! - the little engine that philosophized
%% have
Button: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed
%% have
Button: I think, therefore I am, I think
%% have 1/2/3
Buttons: I thought YOU silenced the guard!

	 What guard?

	 Fool! I am the guard!
%%
Button: I tried being reasonable once - I didn't like it
%% have
Button: I used to be amused -- now I'm just bored
%% have (x2)
Button: I used to be conceited -- but now I'm perfect
%% have
Button: I used to be disgusted -- now I'm just amused
%% have (x2)
Button: I used to be sane... but I got better
%% have
Button: I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance
%%
Button: I used to have a drug problem, but now I make enough money
%%
Button: I used to have a fnord, but I traded it in on a Chnevy
%%
Button: I wanna have Vincent's kittens
%% have
Button: I want a map of this conversation
%%
Button: I want it all!
%% have
Button: I warn you not to underestimate my powers
%% have
Button: I was born in Iowa, I just work in outer space
%%
Button: I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my
	absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence
%% have
Button: I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am
%%
Button: I wasn't trained for this
%% have
Button: I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are
	now possible remain possible
%%
Button: I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion
%%
Button: I will never amount to anything in the galaxy while I retain my
	propensity for vulgar facetiousness
%%
Button: I will not be briefed or debriefed - my underwear is my own!
%%
Button: I will not eat oysters - I want my food dead - not sick, not
	wounded - dead
%%
Button: I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's
	one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.
%%
Button: I wore black _before_ it was cool
%%
Button: I wouldn't hurt a fly, but only because they taste funny
%%
Button: I wouldn't mind dying - it's that business of having to stay dead that
	scares me
%%
Button: I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but I wouldn't
	pay a dime for another one
%% have
Button: I'd be agnostic if I cared that much
%% have
Button: I'd do anything to make you happy, but you're asking too much
%%
Button: I'd like to have breakfast with you... should I call you or nudge you?
%%
Button: I'd lose my body if my brain weren't surrounded by it
%%
Button: I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing, and now I've got
	to undo it
%%
Button: I'd love to make up my mind, if only I could remember where I left it
%%
Button: I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think
	I'm a bigot
%%
Button: I'll give you the shirt off my back, but when you return it, it had
	better be dry cleaned!
%% have
Button: I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
%%
Button: I'll wear any color so long as it's black
%% have
Button: I'm a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot!
%% have
Button: I'm a DM -- it's lonely at the top
%%
Button: I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA
%% have (x2)
Button: I'm a game master -- it's lonely at the top
%%
Button: I'm a GM -- it's lonely at the top
%% have
Button: I'm a hacker -- I don't know the meaning of sleep
%% have
Button: I'm a knight errant, not a arrant fool!
%%
Button: I'm a law unto myself - and I break it anyway!
%% have
Button: I'm a misanthrope - what's your @#$&ing problem?
%% have
Button: I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job
%% have
Button: I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing
%%
Button: I'm a Zen nudist -- I'm naked in my own mind
%%
Button: I'm an anarchist, especially about whatever someone _else_ is running
%%
Button: I'm an ARTIST - please feed my creditors
%% have
Button: I'm apathetic and I don't care
%% have
Button: I'm Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan
%% have
Button: I'm fannish -- I don't know the meaning of sleep
%% have
Button: I'm feeling argumentative.  Please contradict me.
%% have (x2)
Button: I'm feeling homicidal - say ANYTHING
%% have
Button: I'm GREAT at immaturity - I've been practicing for decades
%%
Button: I'm having a d'eja-vu experience - just like last time
%% have
Button: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... I'm out of bubblegum
%% have (x3)
Button: I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party.
%% have
Button: I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!
%%
Button: I'm killing time, wasting space, and going through a phase
%% have
Button: I'm mad as hell and I won't take it anymore
%% have
Button: I'm never late -- nothing starts without me!
%%
Button: I'm not _a_ bitch -- I am THE bitch
%% have
Button: I'm not a FAN -- I just read the stuff!
%% have
Button: I'm not a mercenary -- killing's more of a hobby with me
%%
Button: I'm not a short person - I'm a tall elf
%% have
Button: I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way
%% have (1 with picture of woman/1 without)
Button: I'm not born again - my mother got it right the first time!
%% have (x2)
Button: I'm not breaking the rules - I'm just testing their elasticity
%% have
Button: I'm not irresponsible - I'm out of control!
%% have
Button: I'm not loafing -- I work so fast I'm always finished
%% have
Button: I'm not on drugs -- I AM drugs
%%
Button: I'm not selling out -- I'm buying in
%% have
Button: I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING
%% have
Button: I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not gophering
%% have
Button: I'm not tense, just terribly alert
%% have
Button: I'm not unemployed - I'm looking for the perfect job
%%
Button: I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the
	thousands out there marked 'Occupant'
%%
Button: I'm omnipotent - ask me how
%% have
Button: I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion
%%
Button: I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
%% have
Button: I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
%%
Button: I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I could be just
	as proud for half the money
%% have
Button: I'm sorry, but a unicorn doesn't work like a mule
%%
Button: I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80. You wouldn't be interested.
%% have
Button: I'm sorry, my karma ran over your dogma
%%
Button: I'm the leader - which way did they go?
%% have (x2)
Button: I'm the world's foremost authority on my own opinion
%%
Button: I'm your No. 1 fan. You're lucky I found you.
%% have (with picture of pointing finger)
Button: I've a Right to be Left!
%% have
Button: I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
%%
Button: I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life - I'm pleased to
	say I've won
%% have
Button: I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand
%% have
Button: I've got a bad feeling about this
%%
Button: I've got it all!
%%
Button: I've got nothing to say -- don't make me say it twice
%%
Button: I've got nothing to say and I'll only say it once
%% have
Button: I've had fun before. This isn't it.
%% have
Button: I've had time since I joined the Doctor
%%
Button: I've had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility
%%
Button: I've made such a terrible mess of things... and all I wanted to do
	was rule the universe
%%
Button: I've seen the future and it's much like the present, only longer
%%
Button: I've suffered for my art -- now it's your turn!
%%
Button: I've turned my life around - I used to be miserable and depressed -
	now I'm depressed and miserable
%% have
Button: If a program is useful, it must be changed -- If it's useless, it must
	be documented
%%
Button: If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be built before it's
	designed, implemented before it's tested, and obsolete before it's
	debugged
%% have
Button: If all else fails, lower your standards
%%
Button: If all else fails, read the directions
%% have
Button: If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they'd point
	in different directions
%%
Button: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
%% have
Button: If at first you don't succeed, change the rules
%%
Button: If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
%%
Button: If everything is everything, why can't I eat my shoes?
%%
Button: If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way
%% have
Button: If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
%% have
Button: If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such
	a vivid imagination
%%
Button: If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
%% have
Button: If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win arguments?
%% have
Button: If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
%%
Button: If I thought life was cheap, I wouldn't charge so much to take one
%% have
Button: If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you
%%
Button: If I were any more convenient, I'd be a nuisance
%%
Button: If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them
	first
%%
Button: If 'if' statements had no 'then' clauses,
%%
Button: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy
%% have
Button: If it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed
	fixing anyway.
%% have
Button: If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly
%% have
Button: If it's any of your business, it isn't really gossip
%%
Button: If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
%%
Button: If it's not one thing, it's a BUNCH of things
%% have
Button: If it's worth doing it's worth doing badly
%% have
Button: If life hands you a lemon, clove it
%%
Button: If losing builds character, I have all the character I need
%% have
Button: If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all
	the air would be on the other side of the room
%% have
Button: If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts,
	where does baby oil come from?
%%
Button: If only there were some indication the universe was doing it on purpose
%% have
Button: If only you could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
	having to do anything
%% have
Button: If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine
	times out of ten
%%
Button: If people were required to know the law rather than to obey it, the
	government would be overthrown the next day
%%
Button: If pi were three, this sentence would look like this
%% have
Button: If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst
%%
Button: If silence could speak, I wonder what it would say
%% have
Button: If someone asks you if you're a god, say yes!
%%
Button: If space is warped, time is all that's weft
%% have
Button: If that which does not kill me makes me stronger, I must be Arnold
	Schwarzenegger by now
%% have
Button: If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve
	them and elect a new people?
%%
Button: If the government _really_ wanted us to obey the law, they would
	tell us what it is
%% have
Button: If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...
	then only left-handed people are in their right minds!
%%
Button: If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
%% have
Button: If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression,
	administer Chinese food immediately
%% have
Button: If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression,
	administer chocolate immediately!
%% have
Button: If there is anything in the universe more important than my ego,
	I want it taken out and shot immediately
%%
Button: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
%%
Button: If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more
	free time?
%% have
Button: If they give you lined paper, write the other way!
%%
Button: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
%%
Button: If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?
%% have
Button: If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting
	could change the system, it would be illegal
%% have
Button: If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage
%%
Button: If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?
%% have
Button: If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say
%%
Button: If work were so wonderful, the rich would keep it all for themselves
%%
Button: If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light in reverse and
	turn on the headlights, what happens?
%% have
Button: If you are willing to die, you can do anything
%%
Button: If you aren't confused, then you don't understand the situation
%% have
Button: If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
%% have
Button: If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic
%%
Button: If you can't win, make the other guy break the record
%%
Button: If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money
	you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay out of debt?
%%
Button: If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten
%% have
Button: If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours
%%
Button: If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile
%% have
Button: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the street... the
	sidewalk... the lawn...
%%
Button: If you don't make the rules, you don't have to keep them. If you do
	make the rules, you won't anyway.
%%
Button: If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
%%
Button: If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
%% have
Button: If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to
	either of you for the rest of the day
%% have
Button: If you know what you're doing, how long it will take, or what it will
	cost, it isn't research.
%%
Button: If you know what you're doing, it isn't research
%%
Button: If you love something, kill it. If it comes back, you belong to it.
%% have
Button: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt
	it down and kill it.
%%
Button: If you think my fantasies are weird, you should see my life
%%
Button: If you think my life is weird, you should see my fantasies
%% have (x2)
Button: If you torture the data enough, it will confess
%%
Button: If you want to take a picture, it'll cost you a fiver. If not, I'll
	break your camera.
%%
Button: If you're allergic to cats, stay away from me
%%
Button: If you're going to put a time machine into a car, you may as well do
	it with some style
%% have (x2)
Button: If you're going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance
%% have
Button: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
%% have
Button: If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
%% have
Button: Ignorance is bliss, but it'll never replace sex
%%
Button: Ignore previous button
%% have (with picture of smiling cat)
Button: Illegitimi Non Carborundum
%%
Button: Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
%%
Button: Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal.
%% have
Button: Immoral Minority Charter Member
%% have
Button: Immoral Singularity - I dig black holes
%%
Button: Immortality's a bitch
%%
Button: Implementation is the fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid
	to fulfill promises made by the rich and ignorant
%% have
Button: Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror
%%
Button: In all human affairs, the odds are 6 to 5 against
%%
Button: In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you
	take.
%%
Button: In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not
	stupid. In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as
	you're not wrong.
%%
Button: In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be
	activated
%%
Button: In the beginning was the word, but when the second word was added,
	there was trouble, for with it came syntax
%% have
Button: In this world, it rains on the Just and the Unjust, but the Unjust
	have the Just's umbrella
%%
Button: In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. I spent
	years being smart. I recommend pleasant.
%% have
Button: In your heart you know it's flat!
%% have
Button: Incest is best, and I consider the cat one of the family
%%
Button: Incompetence is better than no competence at all
%%
Button: Incorrigible Proofreader
%% have
Button: Incorrigible Punster - do not incorrige
%% have
Button: Incorrigible Romantic
%% have
Button: Indecision is the basis of flexibility
%% have
Button: Indulgences are Papal, too
%%
Button: Infinity is where you transfer from one parallel line to another
%% have
Button: Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids!
%%
Button: Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out
%%
Button: Instant gratification isn't fast enough
%%
Button: Instrument of Darwin
%%
Button: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
%% have
Button: Interfere? Of course we'll interfere. Always do what you're best
	at, I say.
%%
Button: Interstellar amity demands that we make some physical contact at this
	point, but I beg to be excused
%% have (1 full, 1 without "spinelessly...pun")
Button: Invertebrate Punster - Spinelessly unable to resist a pun -
	So slug me!
%%
Button: Involuntary Polymorph - subject to change without notice
%%
Button: Is it weird in here or is it me?
%%
Button: Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary?
%% have
Button: Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs
	to be?
%% have
Button: Is the surface of a planet the right place for an expanding industrial
	civilization?
%%
Button: Is the world full of smart people pretending or imbeciles who mean it?
%% have
Button: Is there really a United States, or just a bunch of people
	pretending?
%%
Button: Isn't it interesting how your annoying habits are so much more annoying
	than mine are?
%%
Button: It is against the growing of marijuana to respect laws
%% have
Button: It is better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness
%%
Button: It is changed, isn't it?
%% have
Button: It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye if they are
	lightly greased
%%
Button: It is impossible to solve a problem with the consciousness that created
	it
%%
Button: It is most distressing to us to be the agents whereby our erring
	fellow creatures are deprived of that liberty which is so dear to us
	all -- but we should have thought of that before we joined the force
%%
Button: It isn't a war on drugs - it's a war on people
%% have
Button: It takes a lot of cheese to sharpen a sword
%% have
Button: It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think
	the percentages were wrong?
%% have
Button: It was a painful divorce -- I lost the games!
%%
Button: It was only a SMALL thermonuclear device
%% have
Button: It won't work - I told Orville that, I told Wilbur that, and I'm
	telling you now!
%% have
Button: It would be nice if entropy could be used for something constructive
%%
Button: It's 10 AM - do you know where your shoes are?
%%
Button: It's a control freak thing -- I won't _let_ you understand
%%
Button: It's a damned poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word
%%
Button: It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand
%% have
Button: It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it.
%% have
Button: It's against my programming to impersonate a Deity
%%
Button: It's an Elder Thing - you wouldn't understand
%%
Button: It's been a long week today
%% have
Button: It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
%% have (x3) (with picture of Mandelbrot)
Button: It's chaos pure and simple
%%
Button: It's hard being an individualist all by yourself
%%
Button: It's hard to predict the future when they keep changing the past
%%
Button: It's hard to see the picture when you're inside the frame
%% have
Button: It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of
	evolution
%%
Button: It's impolite to silence fools and cruel to let them go on
%%
Button: It's important to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall
	out
%%
Button: It's just a very intense dream
%% have
Button: It's never too late to have a happy childhood
%%
Button: It's nice to be modest, but it's stupid not to tell them
%% have (x2)
Button: It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature
%% have
Button: It's not a dungeon - it's a fortified underground defense installation
%% have
Button: It's not cute being this easy
%%
Button: It's not easy being a cast iron bitch. It takes years of practice.
	Most people don't appreciate that.
%% have
Button: It's not easy being this cute
%% have
Button: It's not my FAULT
%%
Button: It's not the long fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the
	bottom
%% have
Button: It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money
%% have
Button: It's not the years -- it's the mileage
%% have
Button: It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score
%%
Button: It's OK to do the right thing, as long as you don't get caught
%% have (with picture of penguin)
Button: It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry
%%
Button: It's slobbering time
%% have
Button: It's you and me against the world. When do we attack?
%% have
Button: Jabba's kind of scum -- fearless and inventive
%% have
Button: Jedi Knight
%% have
Button: Jeez if you love Honkus
%% have
Button: Jesus saves, but the Mongol hoards
%%
Button: Jobs don't kill programmers. Programmers kill jobs.
%% have
Button: John Christian Falkenberg - He's efficient
%%
Button: Join the glaciologists for a nuclear winter now
%% have
Button: Judge me by my size, you will?
%% have
Button: Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get
	you
%%
Button: Just doing my bit to lower property values
%%
Button: Just Say Whoa - Stop suicidal cavalry charges - Remember the 600
%%
Button: Just think - how would Bugs Bunny have handled this?
%%
Button: Just think of it as a live role-playing game
%% have
Button: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Tatooine... Jawas II
%% have
Button: Kamikaze Chemist
%% have
Button: Keeping freedom safe from democracy
%% have
Button: Kick ass now, take names later
%%
Button: Kill the DM... no, SLOWLY kill the DM
%%
Button: Kill them all -- God will know his own
%% have
Button: Kill them all -- let God sort them out
%% have (x3)
Button: Killing never solves anything, but it keeps people out of your hair
	while you think of what to do next
%% have
Button: KISS ME  I'm not Irish, but don't let that stop you
%%
Button: Kiss me - I'm telepathetic
%% have
Button: Klingons need love, too (but don't tell anyone, it would spoil their
	image)
%% have
Button: Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either
%% have
Button: Kzinti Diplomatic Corps   Let's do lunch
%% have
Button: Ladies sewing circle & terrorist society
%% have
Button: Laugh it up, fuzzball
%% have
Button: Lawful game master -- and I pick the laws
%% have
Button: Laws are made to be broken
%% have
Button: Lead me not into temptation - I can find it for myself
%% have
Button: League of Bloodthirsty Women
%% have
Button: League of Bloodthirsty Women -- Men's Auxiliary
%% have
Button: League of Pushy Women - Self-appointed chapter head
%%
Button: Learning French is trivial - the word for horse is cheval, and
	everything else follows in the same way
%% have
Button: Lefties are better lovers
%% have
Button: Lefties have rights, too
%% have
Button: Legalize prostitution -- keep politicians off the streets
%% have
Button: Let me control a planet's oxygen supply and I don't care who makes the
	laws!
%%
Button: Let's get some chaos into this confusion
%%
Button: Let's leave religion to the televangelists. After all, they're the
	professionals.
%% have
Button: Let's split up -- we can do more damage that way
%% have
Button: Lethargy in motion
%%
Button: Life -- a sexually transmitted disease that afflicts some people
	more than others
%%
Button: Life - an invariably fatal condition spread by sexual contact
%%
Button: Life is a cabaret - dark, crowded, and full of Nazis
%% have
Button: Life is a sandwich -- and it's always lunchtime
%%
Button: Life is a terminological inexactitude
%%
Button: Life is like an analogy
%% have
Button: Life is much too complicated in the morning
%%
Button: Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one
	and a half times
%% have
Button: Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
%% have
Button: Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much
%%
Button: Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code
%% have
Button: Life's a beach, and then you dry
%% have
Button: Life's a bitch - and then you die
%%
Button: Life's a bitch, but the puppies are cute
%%
Button: Life's a magazine, taxation's a bitch!
%%
Button: Life's a virgin - bitches are too easy
%% have
Button: Life... don't talk to me about life
%% have
Button: Light a candle, curse the glare
%% have
Button: Light Sabers - A part of living
%%
Button: Lightning is one hell of a murder weapon - and the best part is, it
	can't be traced
%% have
Button: lim   sqrt(3)=2
	3-->4
%%
Button: LISP is a recursive language -- first you curse, then you recurse
%% have (with pictures of moon in different phases)
Button: Listen to the Lord and Lady - call their children in the moonlight
%% have
Button: Live Lent in the fast lane
%% have
Button: Live long and prosper
%% have
Button: Live long and prosper. It's logical.
%% have
Button: Live now - procrastinate tomorrow!
%%
Button: Live Wild or Die!
%%
Button: Living saint -- please tempt
%%
Button: Living well is the best revenge
%%
Button: Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver"
%% have
Button: Love is missing someone even when they're with you
%%
Button: Love may make the world go round, but lust is the axis on which it
	revolves
%% have (with picture of Yoda)
Button: Luminous beings we are - not this crude matter
%% have (x2)
Button: MS-DOS	Just say no
%% have
Button: Magic users have crystal balls
%% have
Button: Magic User
%%
Button: Main CPU down, batch process only. One person at a time, please.
%%
Button: Maintaining humility can be a monumental task for some people - in
	my case it's simply too much to ask
%%
Button: Make my day - try to pick up someone else
%% have
Button: Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler
%% have
Button: Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
%%
Button: Mao's poems are better than Hitler's paintings, but not as good as
	Winston Churchill's
%% have (x2)
Button: Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
%%
Button: Martyrdom is the oldest way of achieving fame without ability
%% have
Button: Marvelous!  You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to
	the situation!
%% have
Button: Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems
%%
Button: Matrix Technicians do it in relays
%% have
Button: Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll
	feel better
%%
Button: Maybe the meek will inherit the earth, but if they do, they'll be
	inheriting it from me
%% have
Button: Me Concom -- you mundane
%% have (x2)
Button: Me not responsible. Me just pawn in game of life
%% have
Button: Member of Videophiles Anonymous
%%
Button: MENSCH - Man Entitled to Nights of Sensuously Complete Happiness
%% have
Button: Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
%%
Button: Mercy is a great virtue, but that doesn't mean you should pay full
	price for a late pizza
%%
Button: Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Mother
%% have
Button: Migratory lifeform with a tropism for bookstores
%% have
Button: Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties
%% have
Button: Mildly annoyed scientist
%% have
Button: Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either!
%%
Button: Militant Pacifist - stop fighting or I'll kill you
%% have (x2)
Button: Mobile non-smoking area
%% have
Button: Mobile smoking area
%% have
Button: Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves
%% have
Button: Money is its own reward
%% have
Button: Money is the root of all evil -- and a man needs roots
%%
Button: Money isn't everything, but it'll do till until everything comes along
%% have
Button: Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship
%% have
Button: More hit points than you can possible imagine
%% have
Button: Moriarity killed a clone -- Holmes lives
%%
Button: Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility
%% have
Button: Mostly Harmless
%% have
Button: Mr. Fusion Home Service Representative
%% have (x2)
Button: Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock
%% have
Button: Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go
	on a battlefield
%% have
Button: Murphy was an optimist!
%%
Button: Murphy's Law is recursive - washing your car to make it rain doesn't
	work either
%% have
Button: Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it
%% have
Button: Mutate now - avoid the rush
%% have
Button: My back is computerized - it has a floppy disc
%% have
Button: My body belongs to me -- but I share!
%%
Button: My body, my choice - legalize drugs
%% have
Button: My brain is the most important thing about me, but look what told me
	that
%% have
Button: My commitment is to truth, not consistency
%%
Button: My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world
	and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in
	France
%%
Button: My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
%%
Button: My life is not organized around high probability events
%% have (x2)
Button: My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring
%%
Button: My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill
%%
Button: My mind is a deadly weapon - but don't worry, it's peace-bonded for the
	weekend
%% have
Button: My mind is made up -- don't confuse me with the facts
%% have (x2)
Button: My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter - sometimes it comes out to feed
%% have
Button: My opinion is uncluttered by facts
%%
Button: My other button is funny
%%
Button: My other car is a broom
%% have
Button: My parents went to Ingolstadt, and all I got was this lousy apple
%% have
Button: My parents were first cousins -- that's why I look so much alike!
%%
Button: My strength is as the strength of ten because my code is pure
%% have
Button: My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex
%% have
Button: Nasty, Brutish, and Short
%% have
Button: National Lampoon Staff Anthropologist at large
%% have
Button: Naugahyde is murder
%% have (x2)
Button: NCC 1701   1966-1984   RIP
%% have
Button: Neutral Greedy
%%
Button: Never ask a barber whether you need a haircut
%% have
Button: Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity
%%
Button: Never believe anything until it has been officially denied
%% have
Button: Never confuse endurance with hospitality
%%
Button: Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all
%% have
Button: Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the river
%% have
Button: Never learn to type. If you do, someone will ask you to do it
%% have
Button: Never let your schooling interfere with your education
%% have (x2)
Button: Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and
	wonderful
%% have
Button: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
%% have
Button: Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow
%% have
Button: Never tell me the odds -- numbers confuse me
%%
Button: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
%% have
Button: Never trust a smiling game master
%%
Button: Never try to out-stubborn a cat
%% have
Button: Never try to teach a pig to sing. It only wastes your time and annoys
	the pig.
%%
Button: Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are
%%
Button: Never volunteer - they'll send you to earth
%%
Button: Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get filthy -
	and the pig likes it.
%% have
Button: Nice computers don't go down
%% have
Button: Nice computers only go down once a day
%% have
Button: Nietzsche is Pietzsche
%% have
Button: Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre
%%
Button: Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent parahuman deity,
	and now I are one
%%
Button: No costume is complete without cat hair
%% have (x4)
Button: No food, no sleep, just THE GAME
%% have
Button: No job too big, no job too small, no job too stupid
%%
Button: No major project is completed on time, within budget, or by the same
	staff who started it. Yours will not be the first.
%% have
Button: No man is an island so long as he is on at least one mailing list
%% have
Button: No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up
%% have
Button: No matter where you go, there you are
%% have
Button: No matter who you vote for, the government gets elected
%% have
Button: No one ever built a statue to a critic
%% have
Button: No one expects the spammish repetition	Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
%% have
Button: No one is a failure who is enjoying life
%%
Button: No quarter asked - no change given
%% have
Button: No smoking -- Oxygen in use
%% have
Button: No, I haven't read ILLUMINATUS!
%%
Button: Nobody can be exactly like me - even I have trouble doing it
%% have
Button: Nobody can fix the economy
	Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button
	VOTE FOR NOBODY
%%
Button: Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent
%%
Button: Nobody knows the trouble I've been
%%
Button: Nobody steps on a church in MY town!
%%
Button: "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it
%%
Button: Not exactly working on all thrusters
%%
Button: Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than
	you can think
%% have
Button: Not quite human any longer
%% have
Button: Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache
%%
Button: Not tonight, darling - the Supreme Court is watching
%%
Button: Nothing can stop me - not even common sense
%%
Button: Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result
%%
Button: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come
%% have
Button: Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious
%%
Button: Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.
%% have
Button: Nothing is impossible for anyone impervious to reason
%%
Button: Nothing is more dangerous than an idea... if it's the only one you've
	got
%%
Button: Nothing is uglier than truth when it is not on our side
%% have
Button: Nothing shocks me.  I'm a scientist.
%%
Button: Now everybody line up alphabetically by height
%% have (x2)
Button: Now is NOT a good time to annoy me
%%
Button: Nudge nudge  wink wink	say no more say no more
%% have
Button: Nuke 'em from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
%% have
Button: Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark
%% have
Button: Nuke ET
%% have
Button: Nuke the fnords. Save the baby dronfs
%% have
Button: Nuke the Smurfs
%% have
Button: Nuke the Whales
%% have
Button: Nurses are 'patient' people
%% have
Button: Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder
%% have
Button: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
%%
Button: Of course I can keep secrets -- it's the people I tell them to who
	can't keep them
%%
Button: Of course I despise money when I haven't got any. It's the only
	dignified thing to do.
%%
Button: Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are.
%% have
Button: Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon -
	after a while you'd run out of air to push against
%%
Button: Of course you're confused - you're wearing my underwear
%% have
Button: Oh God, I'm so depressed
%% have
Button: Oh, no. Not again.
%% have
Button: Oh, no, not another learning experience!
%% have
Button: Oh, please continue with your petty bickering. I find it fascinating
%%
Button: Old hippies never die - they just take a little longer to get a
	mortgage
%% have
Button: Old Jedi never die -- they just fade in and out
%% have
Button: Old mercenaries never die. They just go to hell and regroup.
%%
Button: On a clear disk you can seek forever
%%
Button: On the road, Zippy is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without
	a point
%%
Button: Once a program is running, it's obsolete
%%
Button: Once is accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action
%% have
Button: Once upon a time... is now
%%
Button: Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs
%% have
Button: One company, one egg, one basket
%% have
Button: One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria
%% have
Button: 1.79x10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
	the LAW
%% have
Button: 186,000 mps; It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
%% have
Button: 186,000 mps - it's not the law, it's just a challenge
%% have
Button: One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The
	Twilight Zone!
%% have
Button: Only borrow from pessimists - they don't expect to be paid back
%% have
Button: Only lefties are in their right minds
%%
Button: Only one planet? At least one solar system!
%% have
Button: Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is
	paranoid, and the other one is out to get him
%%
Button: Opening night - the night before the play is ready to open
%% have
Button: Opposite Weirdnesses Attract - All weirdness is opposite
%%
Button: OS/2 for PS/2 -- Half an operating system for half a computer
%% have
Button: Other people's property comes naturally to me
%%
Button: Our civilization has grown past that point of barbarism where it's
	possible to get anything done
%%
Button: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the
	solutions.
%%
Button: Out of body, back in five minutes
%% have
Button: Outnumbered, yes. Outmaneuvered, maybe. Outclassed, never!
%%
Button: Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's
	too dark to read
%%
Button: Overload - core meltdown initiated
%%
Button: Overstressed, overtired, and oversensitive
%% have
Button: Pagan and Proud
%% have
Button: Pagan Missionary
%%
Button: Pagan Missionary - let me show you my positions
%% have
Button: Paladin
%% have
Button: Paladins do it good -- or not at all
%% have
Button: Paladins were born to raze Hell
%% have
Button: Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one
%%
Button: Party Vegetable
%% have
Button: Passing directly from barbarism to decadence
%% have
Button: Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life
%% have
Button: Peace through superior firepower
%% have
Button: Peace through superior swordplay
%% have
Button: Penguin Lust
%% have
Button: Pensic XI -- The War that wasn't
%%
Button: People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's
	safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
%% have
Button: Permanent Mobile Sabbath - On the Sabbath, it is forbidden to work,
	even on your character
%% have
Button: Personifiers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
%%
Button: Pick a blatant lie and then stick with it
%% have
Button: Pipers do it with Amazing Grace
%%
Button: Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the
	three-body problem
%% have (x3)
Button: Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball
%%
Button: Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons
%% have
Button: +/- sqrt(4b^2) = To be or not to be
%% have
Button: Pobody's Nerfect!
%%
Button: Poetry is the right words in the right order. So is a dictionary.
%%
Button: Poets are writers too
%% have
Button: Poets make better lays
%%
Button: Pogo ergo possum
%%
Button: Pointed ears are a sign of intelligence
%%
Button: Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder
	respectable
%%
Button: Politically correct is a contradiction in terms
%% have (x2)
Button: Possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained
%% have
Button: Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth
%%
Button: Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
%% have
Button: Power corrupts -- isn't that what it's for?
%%
Button: Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs
%% have
Button: Prepare for the future -- read science fiction
%%
Button: Press ENTER to go on to the next button
%%
Button: Programmers are a bit smarter
%% have
Button: Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors
%% have
Button: Projecting empaths -- You gotta feel sorry for them
%%
Button: PS/2	  - yesterday's hardware today
	OS/2	  - yesterday's software tomorrow
	OS/2 Ext. - today's software real soon now
%% have
Button: Pundit
%%
Button: Punned-it
%%
Button: Puns are for groan-ups
%% have
Button: Punslinger
%%
Button: Pure as the driven slush
%% have
Button: Purranoia: the fear your cats are up to something
%% have
Button: Put your modem where your mouth is
%%
Button: Quantum physics predicts the past with 80% accuracy
%% have
Button: Question Authority
%% have
Button: Question Authority -- ask me anything
%% have (x2)
Button: QVACK
%% have
Button: R2D2 is a renegade Dalek
%% have
Button: Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party
%% have
Button: Ranger Squire
%% have
Button: Ranger
%%
Button: Read my LISP -- no new syntaxes
%%
Button: Reading - It's not a pastime - it's an addiction
%% have
Button: Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building
%% have
Button: Real men hack APL
%% have
Button: Real men write self-modifying code
%% have (x2)
Button: Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be
	hard to understand.
%%
Button: Real-life Heinlein female
%% have
Button: Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely
%% have
Button: Reality is a collective hunch
%% have
Button: Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with Markland
%% have
Button: Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
%% have
Button: Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with the SCA
%%
Button: Reality is for people who can't handle buttons
%%
Button: Reality is just a transfer gate away
%% have
Button: Reality is OK... Just don't make a habit of it
%%
Button: Reality is something you rise above
%%
Button: Reality is the leading cause of stress
%% have
Button: Reality is the opiate of the people
%%
Button: Really? What a coincidence - I'm shallow, too!
%% have
Button: Rebel without a clue
%%
Button: Rebooting your brain can be tricky
%% have
Button: Red Giant seeks White Dwarf for binary relationship
%%
Button: Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
%% have
Button: Relaxed Agnostic - I don't know any answers - I'm not looking very
	hard, either
%%
Button: Remember that writer's block is nothing more than a failure of nerve -
	but don't let that bother you
%%
Button: Remember the cold war? How pre-millenial!
%% have
Button: Remember, there's more to life than science fiction, but not much
%%
Button: Remember to safeguard your wallets. Hucksters have been seen at the
	convention.
%% have
Button: Renegade Time Lady
%% have
Button: Renegade Time Lord
%% have
Button: Repetition is the soul of wit. Repetition is the soul of wit.
	Repetition...
%% have
Button: Resident Vampire
%% have
Button: Resistance is useless (if less than one ohm)
%%
Button: Revenge is a dish best served microwaved
%% have
Button: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
%%
Button: Right theory, wrong universe
%% have
Button: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
%% have
Button: Robert A. Heinlein memorial service  7:00 PM
	Barbecue  7:30 PM (no salt necessary)
%%
Button: RTFM
%% have
Button: Rules? What rules?
%%
Button: Sage with a Slight Flaw in Character
%% have
Button: Save the mundanes - we need them for breeding stock!
%% have
Button: Save the nukes
%%
Button: Save the universe -- collect all four
%% have
Button: Save the werewolves - Help protect an endangered species
%%
Button: Say it sincerely... Say it with an Uzi
%%
Button: SCCS, the source motel - programs check in and never check out
%% have
Button: Science is true - don't be misled by facts
%% have
Button: Scottish country dancers are reel people
%% have
Button: Scruffy-looking nerf herder
%% have
Button: Secular Humanist Defense League
%%
Button: See Earth first
%%
Button: See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli!
%%
Button: Self-sacrifice is always a virtue, but only in other people
%% have
Button: Self-sacrifice is always a virtue - in other people
%% have
Button: SEPPUKU button - to use, fold back pin
%% have
Button: Serenity through viciousness
%% have
Button: Service with a snarl
%%
Button: Serving donuts on another planet
%%
Button: Set phasers on "annoy"
%%
Button: 7 out of 10 fans use cats as their drug of choice
%% have
Button: Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing
%%
Button: Sex and Drugs and Unix
%% have
Button: Sex is nobody's business but me and my teddy bear's
%% have
Button: Sex is nobody's business except for the three people involved
%% have
Button: Sex is only dirty if it's done right
%% have
Button: Sex, Drugs, & Unix
%% have
Button: Share and Enjoy
%%
Button: She who dies with the most fabric wins
%% have
Button: Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up! Push down! Byte! Byte!
	Byte!
%% have
Button: Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw
%% have
Button: Shut up, Wesley
%%
Button: Shy, hard of hearing, and near-sighted - please flirt aggressively
%% have
Button: Silly rabbithorn! Matrix are for kids!
%%
Button: 668 -- the neighbor of the beast
%%
Button: Sleep deprivation is fun -- you see such pretty colors
%%
Button: Sleep is for the weak and sickly
%%
Button: Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps
	nonetheless
%%
Button: Slight discomfort before dishonor
%%
Button: Slit your wrists -- it'll lower your blood pressure
%%
Button: Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for
	thinking
%% have
Button: Smile if you ARE Jesus
%% have
Button: Smile! Cthulhu loves you!
%% have
Button: Smurf exterminator
%% have
Button: Smurfs are baby Gamelons
%% have
Button: So many books, so little time
%% have
Button: So many galaxies, so little time
%%
Button: So many languages, so little time
%% have
Button: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Imperial Admirals
%%
Button: Some people are useless on top of the ground - they should be under it,
	inspiring the cabbages
%%
Button: Some people have children in order to buy toys -- I feel it's cheaper
	and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself
%%
Button: Some people say life is the thing, but I prefer reading
%% have (x2)
Button: Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart yet
%%
Button: Someday my prince will come - but right now I'm available
%% have
Button: Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
%%
Button: Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be
%% have
Button: Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem
%%
Button: Sometimes the truth can be so unneccessary
%% have
Button: Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering
%%
Button: Sorry, I don't date outside my gender
%% have
Button: Speak softly and wear a LOUD shirt
%% have
Button: Speaker to Teletypes
%% have
Button: Spending a year dead for tax purposes
%% have
Button: SPI died for our sins
%% have
Button: Squint when you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty
%%
Button: Squishy-do - the way of the slug
%%
Button: SSDC - Same shit, District of Columbia
%%
Button: SSDD - Same shit, different dimension
%% have
Button: Star Trek IV - so long, and thanks for all the fish
%% have
Button: Stop me before I volunteer again... and again... and again...
%% have
Button: Story-tellers live to tell the tale
%% have
Button: Student of the Harry Tuttle school of Revolutionary Plumbing
%% have
Button: Stupid? I don't know the meaning of the word
%%
Button: Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
%%
Button: Success didn't spoil me - I've always been insufferable
%% have
Button: Success is achieving the top of the food chain
%% have
Button: Suffering the inhumanity of regular employment
%% have
Button: Support free trade -- smuggle!
%% have
Button: Support your local medical examiner -- die strangely
%% have
Button: Support your local thieve's guild -- leave your doors unlocked
%% have
Button: SUSHIDO - The way of the Tuna
%%
Button: T'ai Chi isn't a martial art - it's a MARTIAN art. Martians move slowly
	in earth gravity
%% have
Button: Tailored bacteria have designer genes
%% have
Button: Take me home -- furry people need love too
%%
Button: Talk is cheap - bullets are cheaper
%% have
Button: Talk to the OTHER autocrat!
%%
Button: Taste me, taste me - I'm organic
%% have
Button: Taxation is theft; Conscription is slavery; War is murder
%% have
Button: Teacher from the Black Lagoon
%% have
Button: Team Banzai
%%
Button: Team Bolshoi
%%
Button: Techno-Hippie
%% have
Button: Technopagan
%% have
Button: TERMINATOR - The few, the proud, the machines
%% have
Button: Thank you for not breathing while I smoke
%%
Button: Thank you for not lecturing me about not smoking
%% have
Button: Thank you for not thanking me for not smoking
%% have
Button: That may well be so true, but my mind working am not
%% have
Button: That was ZEN, this is TAO
%%
Button: That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast
%%
Button: That which does not kill me maims me severely
%% have
Button: That which does not kill me makes me smarter.
%% have
Button: That which does not kill me makes me smarter except for oxygen
	deprivation
%% have
Button: That would be telling
%% have
Button: That's odd.  That's very odd.  Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
%%
Button: That's ok - I don't know my name either
%%
Button: The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously
%%
Button: The amount of common sense is fixed, but the population keeps going up
%%
Button: The art of flying is aiming at the ground - and missing
%% have
Button: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the
	average man can see better than he can think
%%
Button: THE BABY... an instrument of destruction
%% have
Button: The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder
%%
Button: The best defense is a strong retreat
%%
Button: The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just
	marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other
	to a standstill
%%
Button: The C Team - I love it when a program comes together
%%
Button: The chief cause of problems is solutions
%%
Button: The computing field is always in need of new cliches
%%
Button: The cops can't get me - they're all prisoners of the donut shops
%% have
Button: The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo
%% have
Button: The customer isn't always right, but they do get an unnatural amount
	of slack
%%
Button: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life
%% have
Button: The death ray is in the eye of the beholder
%%
Button: The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool attacks
	unpredictably and on a wider front
%% have
Button: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
	limits
%%
Button: The DM is always right - cruel, sadistic, etc. but always right
%%
Button: The Dragon Taxi Service - we will take thee... anywhere
%%
Button: The early bird still has to eat worms
%%
Button: The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late
	and owns the worm farm
%%
Button: The ee's are cummings! The ee's are cummings!
%% have
Button: The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am
%%
Button: The end of the world is at hand - repent and return your library books
%%
Button: The end of the world will occur this Friday at 3:00 PM, with
	symposium to follow
%%
Button: The fascination of the paper clip is inversely proportional to the
	work at hand
%% have (x3)
Button: The few, the proud, the incurably insane... The Concom
%% have
Button: The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
%% have
Button: The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.
%% have
Button: The future exists first in the imagination, then in the will,
	then in reality
%%
Button: The gods aren't crazy - they're only drunk
%% have
Button: The good news is: I'm a perfectionist.
	The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
%%
Button: The great tragedy of science is the slaying of a beautiful theory by
	an ugly fact
%%
Button: The hell with criticism - praise is good enough for me
%% have
Button: The hell with the prime directive - let's kill something
%%
Button: The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its
	capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system
%%
Button: The idea that God is His own grandmother may be unsupported by
	Scripture, but who wants to offend God's grandmother?
%% have
Button: The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer.
%% have
Button: The impossible we do immediately. Miracles require 24 hours notice.
%%
Button: The lab called -- your brain is ready
%%
Button: The last fan on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the
	door.
%%
Button: The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the
	door. The alien said, "Ten minutes to showtime."
%% have (x2)
Button: The less you bother me, the sooner you'll get results
%% have (x2)
Button: The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon
%%
Button: The little engine that philosophized - I think I am! I think I am!
%% have
Button: The little engineer that could
%%
Button: The longer I am around humans, the less I understand them
%%
Button: The lunatic fringe begins here
%%
Button: The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and
	put it in your glove compartment
%%
Button: The meek are getting ready
%%
Button: The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted
%% have (x2)
Button: The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars
%%
Button: The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me
%% have
Button: The Moral Majority is neither
%%
Button: The most important question about governments is how they can be kept
	from going berzerk and killing off half the population?
%% have
Button: The most rabid literary purist
%% have (written in Yin/Yang symbol)
Button: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
	The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.
%%
Button: The New Age is just like the old age - only newer
%% have
Button: The obscure we see immediately, the completely apparent takes longer
%% have (x2)
Button: The only good morning is a dead morning
%% have (with picture of mushroom cloud)
Button: The only winning move is not to play
%% have
Button: The perfect lover turns into a pizza at 4 AM
%%
Button: The police aren't there to create disorder, they're there to preserve
	disorder
%%
Button: The policeman isn't there to create disorder, he's there to preserve
	disorder
%%
Button: The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back
%%
Button: The problem with unwritten laws is that they're so hard to erase
%%
Button: The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what am I doing
	trapped in yours?
%%
Button: The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what are you doing
	trapped in yours?
%% have
Button: The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong,
	but that's the way to bet
%%
Button: The real world is only a special case
%%
Button: The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value
	of pi or consult your local deity.
%%
Button: The rings of Saturn are actually composed of lost airline luggage
%% have
Button: The road goes ever on and on
%%
Button: The secret is to find out what people really want and then call it
	self-awareness
%% have
Button: The shortest distance between two points has a bridge out
%% have
Button: The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line
%%
Button: The sleep of reason engenders monsters
%%
Button: The street finds its own uses for technology; the net finds its own
	uses for garbage
%%
Button: The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then
%%
Button: The therapist is NOT in
%% have
Button: The trouble with being boss is there's no satisfaction is stealing
	office supplies
%%
Button: The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time
%%
Button: The trouble with natural monopolies is that it's so much work to keep
	them going artifically
%%
Button: The toughest time in a person's life is when you have to kill a loved
	one because they're the Devil
%% have
Button: The Turing Tarpit is where everything is possible but nothing
	interesting is easy
%% have
Button: The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die
%% have
Button: The ultimate smart weapon would be too smart to blow itself up
%% have
Button: The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant
	our certitude
%% have
Button: The universe does not have laws - it has habits, and habits
	can be broken
%%
Button: The universe without the Doctor scarcely bears contemplation
%%
Button: The views expressed here do not necessarily represent those of the
	management
%%
Button: The way to a man's heart is through his back
%% have
Button: The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword
%%
Button: The work most executives do is not very different from the work most
	secretaries do, except that executives rarely have demonstrable skills
	like typing ninety words a minute
%% have
Button: The world is cracked; this is all a bad yolk
%% have
Button: The worst thing about censorship is that it desensitizes people
	to violence
%% have
Button: The worst thing about censorship is that it desensitizes people
	to violence - censorship IS violence
%% have
Button: The worst thing about censorship is <CENSORED>
%%
Button: The y chromosome is the runt of the litter
%% have
Button: There ain't no such thing as a free console
%% have
Button: There ain't no such thing as a free weekend
%% have
Button: There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
%% have
Button: There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned
	by cats.
%%
Button: There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips
%% have
Button: There are no accidents. Only plans other people don't tell you about
%%
Button: There are no answers, only cross-references
%% have
Button: There are only 2000 real people in the world; the rest are
	bad special effects
%%
Button: There are only two kinds of ship - submarines and targets
%%
Button: There are two types - those who hate the 8086 architecture, and liars
%% have
Button: There are very few personal problems which can't be solved by a
	suitable application of high explosives.
%% have
Button: There are very few problems which can't be solved by a suitable
	application of high explosives
%% have
Button: There are very few problems which can't be solved by ripping a hole in
	reality
%% have
Button: There can't be a crisis next week - my schedule is already full
%%
Button: There comes a time when nothing's left but style
%% have
Button: There is a very fine line between reality and fantasy - and I'd
	just as soon obscure it
%%
Button: There is intelligent life, but I'm only visiting
%%
Button: There is no heaven or hell - only smoking or non-smoking
%% have
Button: There is no point in getting angry, but there is a stupid malignity
	to all this that does try one's patience
%% have
Button: There is no substitute for good manners -- except fast reflexes
%% have
Button: There is no substitute for incomprehensible good luck
%% have
Button: There is no TRUTH
	There is no REALITY
	There is no CONSISTENCY
	There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS
	I'm very probably wrong
%%
Button: There is not and never will be a language in which it is the least
	bit difficult to write bad programs
%%
Button: There is something fascinating about cosmology. One gets such wholesale
	returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
%%
Button: There isn't much to being a comedian when you have the whole government
	working for you
%% have
Button: There isn't time enough for love, so what does that leave for hate?
%%
Button: There must be more fools than knaves in the world, or else the knaves
	wouldn't have enough to live on
%% have
Button: There's a dance in the old boy yet
%% have
Button: There's a dance in the old girl yet
%%
Button: There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not
	a fence.
%%
Button: There's a thin woman inside every fat woman... I ate mine
%%
Button: There's a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes
	move towards it
%%
Button: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap
%%
Button: There's always the temptation to let other people think you're normal
%%
Button: There's famine. There's plague. There's death. There's war. Then
	there's us - Fifth Horseman Mercenary Corps.
%%
Button: There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear
	playing the clarinet
%% have
Button: There's never time to do it right. There's always time to do it over.
%% have
Button: There's no need to do housework - after four years the dirt
	doesn't get any worse
%% have
Button: There's no rest for the greedy
%%
Button: There's so much entropy - wouldn't it be nice if it could be used
	for something constructive?
%%
Button: There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
%%
Button: There you go again -- thinking you have rights
%%
Button: These are the days of Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread
%%
Button: They also surf who only stand in waves
%% have
Button: They got the library at Alexandria - they're not getting mine
%%
Button: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales!
%% have
Button: They lived in two worlds. They loved in one
%%
Button: They say the wages of sin are death, but after they take out taxes,
	all that's left is a tired feeling
%% have
Button: They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the
	hilt
%% have
Button: Thief
%%
Button: Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded
	every day like those of a baseball player.
%%
Button: Things will go on as they always have -- that is to say, badly
%%
Button: THINK - If you are already thinking, please disregard this button
%% have
Button: Think "HONK" if you're a telepath
%% have
Button: Think of it as evolution in action
%% have
Button: This button boldly goes where no button has gone before
%%
Button: This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink
%%
Button: This button goes to the next person who gives me a hug
%%
Button: This button has no other purpose than to get you to read it
%% have (x2)
Button: This button is cursed. As you read you will be confuset by ther printeb
	wertz. Yer intellijenc wil vabni... xrt! xrt!
%% have
Button: This button is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for
	months, or even years
%% have
Button: This button is right side up  - the person wearing it has flipped
%%
Button: This button isn't really very witty and it goes on and on and you'd
	probably be happier reading some other button. Most of them aren't half
	as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you.
%% have
Button: This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up, RIGHT?
%%
Button: This is a test. Had it been an actual attack, the warning system
	wouldn't have worked.
%% have
Button: This is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.
%% have
Button: This isn't reality.  This is fantasy.
%% have (x3)
Button: This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you
	would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to
	go. You may or may not be issued an actual life later.
%%
Button: This message was brought to you by the language 'C' and the letter 'F'
%% have
Button: This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
%%
Button: This person is a natural product. The slight variations in color and
	texture enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are
	to be considered flaws or defects.
%% have
Button: This sentence contains one non-standard English flutzpah
%% have
Button: This sentence no verb
%% have
Button: This slogan is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for
	months, or even years.
%% have
Button: This universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits
	to grow sharper.
%%
Button: This universe is sold by weight, not by volume. Some expansion may
	have occurred during shipment.
%% have (x2
Button: This universe is sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may
	have occurred during shipment.
%% have
Button: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those
	of us who do
%% have
Button: Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music
%%
Button: Those who like sausage or political policy shouldn't watch either being
	made
%% have
Button: Those who live by the nit, DIE by the nit
%% have
Button: Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC
%%
Button: Thoth is my copilot
%%
Button: 355/113 - Not the famous irrational number pi, but an incredible
	simulation!
%%
Button: Time... do you really believe the past arranges itself for our
	convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
%%
Button: Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
%% have
Button: Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts
%% have
Button: Time is an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturers of space
%%
Button: Time is defined so as to make motion look simple
%%
Button: Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening right now
%% have
Button: Time Lords say, "Go ahead, make my yesterday"
%%
Button: To be or not to be   +/- sqrt(4b^2)
%%
Button: To err is computer, to forgive is fine
%%
Button: To err is human - what's your excuse?
%%
Button: To err is human - to blame it on somebody else is politics
%%
Button: To err is human, but I forgive you
%% have
Button: To err is human, to really foul up requires the root code
%% have
Button: To err is human, to really foul up requires the root password
%%
Button: To you I'm an agnostic. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
%% have
Button: To iterate is human, to recurse, divine
%%
Button: To thine own self be cool
%% have
Button: Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence
%% have
Button: Total Strangers Need Love Too and I'm stranger than most!
%%
Button: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more
%%
Button: Transcendent Paranoia
%% have
Button: Trust me
%%
Button: Trust me - thousands don't
%% have
Button: Trust me -- I'm almost a Doctor
%%
Button: Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense
%%
Button: Try not to have a good time - this is supposed to be educational
%%
Button: 2+2 now equals 5.15785423. Please recalibrate your equipment
	accordingly
%% have
Button: 2+2=5, for large values of two
%% have
Button: 2.998x10^10 cm/sec - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
%%
Button: 24-hour emergency backrub service
%% have
Button: 2B | *2B = FF
%%
Button: Two things are universal - hydrogen and stupidity
%%
Button: Two wrongs don't make a right - it usually takes three or more
%% have
Button: Two's complement. Three's a crowd
%% have
Button: UFO's are real - the Air Force doesn't exist!
%% have
Button: UFO's are real - the Air Force is swamp gas!
%% have
Button: Ultimate Question Research Team
%%
Button: Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, pro-
	gramming, and con security, the fen will do what they damn well please
%% have
Button: Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density
	and pressure, the organism will do what it damn well pleases
%%
Button: Unfortunately, Albert, God does play dice with the universe
%% have
Button: Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are!
%% have
Button: Universal Church of Pan-Ethnic Cuisine
%% have
Button: Until you walk a mile in someone else's moccasins, you can't imagine
	the smell
%% have
Button: Up *&$@ pulsar without a gravity generator
%% have
Button: Up your shaft
%% have
Button: Uppity Women Unite
%% have (x2)
Button: User Hostile
%% have (x2)
Button: User Surly
%%
Button: Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken is perverse!
%% have (with picture of teeth)
Button: Vampire victim - be nice to me today
%% have
Button: Variables don't, constants aren't
%% have
Button: Vegetarians eat vegetables - I am a humanitarian
%%
Button: Veni, Vidi, VCR  I came, I saw, I taped
%% have
Button: Veni, Vidi, Visa
%% have
Button: Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951
%% have (in heart)
Button: Vincent loves Catherine
%% have
Button: Visit Scenic Dagobah - The Jedi's last resort
%% have
Button: Vuja D'e: the strange feeling you get that nothing has happened before
%% have
Button: Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser
%%
Button: Wandering Punster - do not remove gag
%% have
Button: Wandering punster
%% have
Button: Want a jelly baby?
%%
Button: War is not healthy for soldiers and other living things
%%
Button: War isn't politics. It is indeed the only human activity that is
	rottener than politics.
%%
Button: Warp 7 - it's a law we can live with
%% have
Button: Warning: GM whimsical when bored
%%
Button: Warning: grandparent with pictures
%% have
Button: Warning! I still have all my spells!
%% have
Button: Warning: This person reads fantasy and is an avid denier of reality
%% have
Button: Warning: Whimsical when bored
%%
Button: Warp drive air conditioning is hyperventilation
%%
Button: Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice
%% have
Button: Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience
%% have
Button: Watch out!  I'm striking a significant Kirby pose!
%%
Button: We aim to please, but we shoot to kill
%%
Button: We all have faults, and mine is being wicked
%% have
Button: We all live in a yellow subroutine
%% have
Button: We are all God's children - by a previous marriage
%% have
Button: We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities
%%
Button: We are experiencing synaptical difficulties - please stand by
%% have
Button: We are looking for the nuclear wessels
%%
Button: We are the Weird
%% have
Button: We both have the same problem -- you
%% have
Button: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
%%
Button: We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you
%% have
Button: We could really bust some heads - in a spiritual sense, of course
%%
Button: We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
%%
Button: We Discordians must stick apart
%%
Button: We don't carry loose change into combat
%%
Button: We have only two things to worry about -- either that things will never
	get back to normal, or that they already have
%%
Button: We must finally acknowledge that the purpose of diplomacy is to
	prolong a crisis
%%
Button: We say that cats are playful creatures, perhaps they say the same
	about us
%%
Button: We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken
	out and shot
%%
Button: We, the willing, lead by the unknowing are doing the impossible for
	the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that
	we are now capable of doing practically anything with virtually
	nothing.
%% have
Button: We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God!
%%
Button: We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm the root user
%% have
Button: We'll KNOW that rock is dead when you need a degree to get a job in it
%% have
Button: We'll look for the alien, you find the cat
%%
Button: We're all aliens, but from different planets
%% have
Button: We're so busy catching minnows, we forget we're standing on a whale
%%
Button: We're sorry, the button you have reached is not in service. Please
	check the button and dial again, or ask the operator for assistance.
%% have
Button: We're tired of third-rate incompetents in public office. We want first-
	rate incompetents
%% have
Button: We've got to stop hurting each other - you first
%%
Button: Weird "R" Us
%%
Button: Weird enough for all practical purposes
%%
Button: Weirdness is the best defense
%% have
Button: Weirdness Magnet
%%
Button: Welcome back to square one
%% have
Button: Welcome to Middle Earth
%%
Button: WENCH - Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness
%%
Button: Were you standing at the shallow end of the gene pool?
%%
Button: Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
%% have
Button: What a long strange trip it's been
%% have
Button: What am I doing out of bed?
%%
Button: What are you doing wrong with our bug-free product?
%% have
Button: What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
%%
Button: What color is a chameleon on a mirror? The same color as the chameleon
	on the other side of the mirror
%% have
Button: What could possibly go wrong?
%% have
Button: What do you look like when you aren't visualizing anything?
%%
Button: What do you mean, we're not getting paid?
%%
Button: What do you mean, _you're_ a solipsist?
%% have
Button: What does a sacred chao say?  MU!
%%
Button: What doesn't kill me makes me stronger
%%
Button: What if it was the Warren Commission who killed JFK?
%% have
Button: What is the output of a vacuum pump?
%%
Button: What part of NO didn't you understand?
%% have
Button: WHAT Sixties revival? The Sixties never died!
%%
Button: What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan?
	About $500 a weekend.
%% have
Button: What's the good of being grown-up if you can't be childish?
%% have
Button: What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy, if you don't enrich
	the world with it?
%% have
Button: What's vanilla, vanilla and vanilla?  Ice cream clones
%% have
Button: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
%%
Button: Whatever you're doing, it's not as important as petting the cat
%%
Button: When all else fails, stay in character
%% have
Button: When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect
%%
Button: When everything is outlawed, outlaws will have everything
%% have
Button: When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
%%
Button: When in doubt, cook something and eat it
%%
Button: When in doubt, set and turn
%%
Button: When in doubt, use more thermite
%%
Button: When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws
%%
Button: When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go
	to concerts.
%% have
Button: When nine hundred years old you are, look as good you will not
%%
Button: When screwballs meet, they click
%% have
Button: When the game master smiles, it's already too late
%% have
Button: When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
%% have
Button: When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish
%%
Button: When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly
%%
Button: When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
%%
Button: When you were reading my buttons, my friend was picking your pocket
%%
Button: When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble
%% have
Button: When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember
	that the objective was to poison the grain
%%
Button: Whenever I try to get in touch with myself, I always get the
	answering machine
%%
Button: Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out
	to be playing chess?
%% have
Button: Where's the Beef?
%% have
Button: Which came first, the future or the past?
%% have
Button: While you were reading my buttons, my friend was picking your pocket
%% have
Button: Who died and made you Blake?
%%
Button: Who hired all these tacky people?
%%
Button: Who needs fantasy when you can have physics?
%%
Button: Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
%% have
Button: Who's scruffy-looking?
%% have
Button: Whoever said that money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
%% have
Button: Why are Earth people so parochial?
%% have
Button: Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion
%% have
Button: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
%%
Button: Why be limited by your imagination - if something's impossible, you
	won't do it.
%% have
Button: Why can't you be unique and original like everybody else?
%%
Button: Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a
	few dollars?
%% have
Button: Why did Douglas Hofstadter cross the road? To make this riddle
	possible!
%%
Button: Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?
%%
Button: Why give the person who has everything a box to keep it in when it
	already comes in its own container?
%%
Button: Why is Cleopatra so resistant to therapy? Because she is da Queen of
	da Nile.
%%
Button: Why not try peace? If we find war is better, it will not be difficult
	to fight again.
%%
Button: Why reach for the musket when all you need is a custard pie?
%%
Button: Why reach for the musket when the custard pie will do?
%% have
Button: Why was I born with such contemporaries?
%% have
Button: Why work for a living when you can die for art?
%%
Button: Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
%% have
Button: Windows & Icons & Mice OH MY!
%%
Button: Wisdom is knowing when to stop
%% have
Button: Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
%%
Button: With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?
%%
Button: Without the last minute, how much would ever get done?
%% have
Button: Woad Warrior
%%
Button: Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
%% have
Button: Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe
%% have
Button: Would all punsters please keep their gags in their mouths?
%% have
Button: Would it save you some time if I just gave up and went mad now?
%%
Button: Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
%% have
Button: Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until
	drops of blood form on your forehead
%%
Button: Writing is like prostitution - first you do it for love, then for a few
	friends, and finally for money
%%
Button: Yeah... yeah... that's the ticket...
%% have
Button: Yellow journalism is media ochre
%% have
Button: Yes, but what if this weren't a rhetorical question?
%%
Button: Yield to temptation, I may not make the pass again
%% have
Button: Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again
%% have
Button: Yoda for President - Vote for him you will
%%
Button: You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions
%% have
Button: You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much of your
	time reading buttons
%% have
Button: You bash the Balrog, I'll climb a tree
%%
Button: You can fly, but that cocoon has to go
%%
Button: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people
	some of the time - that should be enough for most purposes
%% have
Button: YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
%% have
Button: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to swim on his
	back, you've got something
%%
Button: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof
%% have
Button: You can't achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd
%%
Button: You can't be a figment of my imagination - I'd have done a better job
%% have
Button: You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus
%%
Button: You can't get there from here
%%
Button: You can't go on forever "living in the shadow of world destruction."
	After a while, people get bored.
%%
Button: You can't have everything - where would you keep it?
%%
Button: You can't have too many buttons - only too little surface area
%%
Button: You can't judge a book by its movie
%%
Button: You can't teach people to be lazy. Either they have it or they don't.
%%
Button: You can't tell beforehand which side of the bread you should butter
%%
Button: You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys
%% have
Button: You knew the job was dangerous when you took it
%% have
Button: You know better than to trust a strange computer
%%
Button: You know you're in trouble when Spock starts to cry
%% have
Button: You know, just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't
	immune to bullets!
%%
Button: You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd
%% have
Button: You should be assertive, but not with me
%%
Button: You should learn to be assertive, but not with me
%%
Button: You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light - it's too hard
	on the tires
%%
Button: You think you've found my weakness - but I have MORE
%% have
Button: You were TOLD not to feed me after midnight
%%
Button: You will meet your destiny on the road you take to avoid it
%% have
Button: You'll find I'm full of surprises
%%
Button: You'll have to be nice to me - I throw up easily
%%
Button: You're a much nicer person than I am, so I'm sure you'll forgive the
	vicious things I've been saying about you
%% have
Button: You're awfully picky for someone from the Twilight Zone
%% have (x2)
Button: You're not the only one who thinks I don't know what I'm doing
%% have
Button: You're not right. You just SOUND right.
%% have
Button: You're only young once - after that you need another excuse
%%
Button: You're only young once, but you can be immature forever
%%
Button: You're so cute when you're cynical
%%
Button: You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
%%
Button: You've got to know the rules before you break them - otherwise it's
	no fun
%%
Button: Young urban psycho killer
%%
Button: Your behavior is no excuse for the way you act
%% have
Button: Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency
%%
Button: Your reality is lies and balderdash and I am delighted to say I have
	no grasp of it whatsoever
%% have
Button: Your silliness has been noted
%% have
Button: YUMMIE - Young Upwardly Mobile Mutant
%%
Button: Zero tolerance/infinite hypocrisy
%% have
Button: ZORKers do it under the rug
%%
Any of the cookies beginning with 'Button:' are available
as calligraphic buttons in various colors from the follow-
ing address for $1.50 each. Quantity discounts are avail-
able.
		   Nancy Lebovitz
		   400 Wollaston Ave. C6
		   Newark, DE 19711

Late hot flash!
Some of the buttons may be out of print - they would then
be available as custom ones at $2.50 each. It seems to be
best to write and ask first.
%%
