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Note 20.7                        Computer Humor                           7 of 8
EISNER::HENSON "Steve Henson"                        46 lines  20-JUL-1992 15:15
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	I've had this for several years now.  It was given to me when I had
	VMS System Management by the instructor.  It's dated Sept. 12, 1983
	and came from a DEC 20 person.

	    Steve

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	I am the LORD your VAX who brought you out of the land of IBM, out
	of the land of slavery.

    1.	You shall have no other computer before me.

    2.	You shall not make for yourself a false operating system in the form
	of anything in Berkely, Boston, or Silicon Valley.  You shall not
	bow down or worship fals operating systems; for I the LORD your VAX
	am a jealous computer, punishing programmers to the third and fourth
	generations for the sins of the first.

    3.	You shal not misuse the name of the LORD your VAX, for the LORD will
	not hold anyone guiltless for violation of copyright.

    4.  Observe the P. M. day by keeping it holy, as the LORD your VAX has
	commanded you.  six days you shall labor and do all your work, but
	the seventh day is a P. M. to the LORD your VAX.  On it you shall
	not do any work, neither you, nor your co-workers, nor your employees,
	nor your disks, nor your printers, or any of your peripherals, nor
	the visitor at your installation.  Remember that you were slaves to
	IBM, and the LORD your VAX brought you out of there with a mighty
	CPU and an outstretched terminal line.  Therefore the LORD your VAX
	has commanded you to observe the P. M. day.

    5.	Honor your disk quota and base priority, as the LORD your VAX has
	commanded you, so that you may live long and that it may go well
	with you in the environment the LORD your VAX is giving you.

    6.	You shall not kill someone else's processes.

    7.	You shall not mung other people's files.

    8.	You shall not steal password, software, or data.

    9.	You shall not send false mail messages about other users.

   10.	You shall not covet other user's privileges.  You shall not set your
	desire on their disk quotas, base priority, or other system resources.