VAUDEVILLE AREA NEWS			michael sterner



	ANNOUNCER:  And now it's time for VAUDEVILLE AREA NEWS

bring three or four stories and a couple of funny drawings but don't count on 
paul because he'll just forget to show up.

Joel!  You purged what I had written so far of this script!

I can't do it  I don't feel like starting all over again on it  here it is the 
first day of nineteenfuckineightyfour and I'm sittin here in front of a computer
(that's an "r" over there) terminal cooped up in my house housed down in a coop
talk about big brother  this thing is like a big eye  lookin at me  I just wish
it could talk to me  not only can't it talk to me but no one can call me on the
phone while I'm using it.  Oh, no!  Punctuation.  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

I could really get used to using one of these things all the time  to write
scripts on   I could just edit them in the computer till I got them right  
they would all be in a constant state of being rewritten

watchin me   lookin at me   all day  all night while I sleep   maybe I'll just
go and watch tv instead, eh?

gotta logout and call somebody.  Lucinda?  Leah?  Kelhy?  George is asleep.
you know I could just leave this on here and no one would probably ever read 
it at least not for a long time.  

why hasn't Linda written me? bad sign.

Yes, I can definetly see that computers are the way of the future (hic).


  




























			VAUDEVILLE AREA NEWS              	michael sterner
                                                             	 william bernat


                                                                 paul smitherman

	ANNOUNCEMENT:  And now it's time for VAUDEVILLE AREA NEWS serving 
	inquisitive vauds all across the Vaudeville metropolitan area.
	With your correspondents; Milt Blechman and Sid Berlstein.

	MILT:  Good evening, ladies and germs, it's wonderful to be here.  I'm
	Milt Blechman...

	SID:  And I'm Sid Berlstein.

	MIL:  Well, Today in the news, a man reportedly slipped and fell on
	a banana peel in downtown Vaudeville.  The man was seen running out 
	of the HALF SCOTCH AND HALF WATER Liquor Store which he had just robbed
	when the accident took place.  Concerned passersby reportedly just 
	laughed when the man took his spill and then helped him up.  Police
	report that the banana peel is considered "slippery and dangerous".

	SID:  And the city council votes today on that annual toupee raise.
	It is expected that toupees will go up at least one inch higher than
	they did last year.