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Subject: Re: more weird Uni* commands
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From: subbarao@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Kartik Subbarao)
Date: 3 Mar 90 22:18:09 GMT
Reply-To: subbarao@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Kartik Subbarao)
References: <9003030414.AA26475@en.ecn.purdue.edu> <10867@bsu-cs.bsu.edu>
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ar m God
ar: God does not exist

rm Meese-ethics
rm: Meese-ethics nonexistent

If I had a ( for every $ that Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

^How would you describe^ an unsucessful sex-change operation?
Modifier failed.

^How would you desribe saccharine?
Bad substitute.

'How would you describe a girl without a boyfriend?
Unmatched '.

[ Synonym for lost?
Missing ].

'' Mom, I want to go out with Bob. ''
: Permission denied.

% What is wrong with philosophy?
%: Too many arguments.

%; What does "unemployed" mean?
%: No current job.

sleep with me
bad character

man free
No manual entry for free.

\(-
(-: Command not found.

man "crying out loud"
No manual entry for crying out loud.
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