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Bill: How long have you been waiting for a fantastic sale where you can buy 
lots of things for really good prices right now, right here, today.

Mike: Yeah, right here, right now.  It's the sale you've been waiting for 
and it's going on right now.

Bill: That's right Mike.  This really is a wonderful sale, and nobody has 
to wait to save money here because this sale isn't starting this weekend.  
It isn't  tomorrow. It isn't even starting later today.  It's starting 
right now.

Mike: Well Bill I think you hit it on the nose there when you said, "right 
now." And let's not forget that this sale is right here, right now.

Bill: So don't change the channel, don't go to the kitchen, don't even go 
to the bathroom.  Just stay right here.

Mike: Right now.  No. It's not around the corner,

Bill: It's not around the block.

Mike: and it's definitely not as far away as the shopping mall.

Bill: Because it's right here.

Mike: Right now.  And we have just what you need too.  Because this is the 
sale you've been look for. Right here, right now.  Today.

Bill: We've got the goods of tomorrow today at yesterday's prices.

Mike:  So come on down to Bill and Mike's fantastic sale where we've got 
unbelievable prices on the things you need.  Right here, right now.

Bill: Today.

Mike: Yeah.