ROCKY VS. BULLWINKLE			michael sterner





	First there was the movie ROCKY...

(Music)

Rocky comes in wearing robe and trunks.  He pours a large glass of milk and
drops in three raw, unshelled eggs and attempts to drink it.

	Then there was ROCKY II...

(Music)

Rocky puts on his gloves and goes to center where he punches a piece of bologna
hanging from a string.

	Now Sylvester Stallone is back and he faces the biggest challenge of
	his movie career,  in

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		ROCKY  VS.  BULLWINKLE  !!!

(Music)

Enter stage right, the combination ring announcer and referee.  He uses a mike
from the ceiling.

	ANN:  Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.  And now for the fight you've
	all been waiting for, the big match of the evening!

	In this corner, weighing in at 210 lbs., the current champion, the
	"Italian Squirrel",  from New York City.  ROCKY BALBOA!

Rocky raises his gloves to the audience.

	And in this corner, weighing in at 98 lbs., from Frostbite Falls,
	Minnesota,  BULLWINKLE J. MOOSE!

Bullwinkle comes out jumping around like a dork and doing highly exaggerated
warm-up/stretching exercises.

	ROCKY:  He looks like a big moose.

	ANN:  Ok.!  You two come to the center of the ring.  Let's have a fair
	fight.  No using the horns.  Shake hands.  OK.

Bullwinkle shakes his hands and says,

	BULLWINKLE:  Go for it.

They part to seperate corners of the stage.  The bell rings.  Center.

	BUL:  Hey, Rocky.  Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

	ROC:  Aw, that trick never works.

	BUL: This time for sure.  Nothin' up my sleeve.  Presto!

	ROC:  And now here's something we hope you really like.

Bullwinkle decks him then jumps up in the air victoriously and then to his knees.

	Be sure and join us next time for ROCKY'S REVENGE or MOOSE ON THE LOOSE1




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