RADIOACTIVE NUCLEAR WASTE a commercial


	ANNOUNCER:  We went to New Orleans to the world famous restuarant LE
	BOUFS and replaced their regular coffee with Radioactive Nuclear Waste.
	Let's see what happens...

	MAN:  Mmmm...Ouch!  It's too.....hot, or something.

	INTERVIEWER:  But what about the taste?

	MAN:  (holding lip)  Well, it's very....strong, full-bodied.  It has a
	certain....hint of uranium, or something.  Is it supposed to be glowing
	like that?  Jesus, ow! I'm bleeding.  Hey, my lip's falling off!!

	ANN:  Radioactive Nuclear Waste.  For those special moments in your
	half-life.

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