You might be a redneck Jedi if... 


- You've ever said the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll.   

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 

- You've used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 

- At least one gun pod on your X-Wing is primer gray. 

- You have the hood of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.  

- You can describe the taste of Ewok. 

- You've ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard. 

- You have a confederate flag tatooed on the back of your tauntaun . 

- Wookies are offended by your B.O. 

- You've used the force to get yourself a beer so that you didn't have to wait for the comercial. 

- You've used the force to reduce your bowling average. 

- Your father has said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside..it'll be a hoot." 

- You've used your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to light a barbecue grill. 

- You've fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes .  

- Although you had to kill him, you kinda though that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on      how to treat his women. 

- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 

- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. 

- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 

- You've ever heard the words ..."Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."