X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.arts.drwho: 9718 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!dimacs.rutgers.edu!seismo!uunet!mcsun!uknet!ukc!dcl-cs!gdt!ch0mpc Newsgroups: rec.arts.drwho Subject: Quote Server (6) Message-ID: <1991Oct31.153124.22695@gdt.bath.ac.uk> From: ch0mpc@gdt.bath.ac.uk (Matt Clifton) Date: 31 Oct 91 15:31:24 GMT Organization: School of Chemistry, University of Bath, UK Lines: 513 ...and finally, the fifth part of the quote server. Instructions on running were given in the first posting, as was the program itself. Any problems, please e-mail or post. Good luck! - Matt - 525% You're not eligible to vote. 525% Why not? 525% Because virtually no-one is. Women...peasants...(looks at Baldrick) 525% ...chimpanzees... 525% -- Edmund and Miggins : Dish and Dishonesty 526% That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! 526% He's got a _boat_, Baldrick... 526% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 527% Why, the public love me! Only the other day I was out in the street 527% and they sang, 'We hail Prince George! We hail Prince George!' 527% 'We _hate_ Prince George', sir. 'We _hate_ Prince George'. 527% -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 528% I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'. 528% Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz... 528% Antimisdibbilince.... 528% (Caption : Two Days Later) 528% ....Antidistinctlymintymempsbalism... 528% -- Edmund and George : Dish and Dishonesty 529% Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, 529% I'll just cross out the 'in'...'Any history of _sanity_ in the 529% family?'...(writes)...'None whatsoever'... 529% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 530% When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort 530% and use 'em as a toast rack. 530% -- George : Dish and Dishonesty 531% Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? 531% Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? 531% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 532% Well, we in the Adder Party are going to fight this campaign on 532% issues, not personalities. 532% Why's that? 532% Because our candidate doesn't _have_ a personality. 532% -- Edmund and Hannah : Dish and Dishonesty 533% I took over from the previous electorate when he very sadly 533% accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair. 533% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 534% As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? 534% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 535% If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start. 535% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 536% I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it 536% a weasel. 536% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 537% What's he like? 537% Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, 537% shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who 537% hasn't got a knighthood. 537% -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 538% So - what _is_ a robber button? 538% A rotten borough, sir. 538% -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 539% Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... 539% Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face. 539% That's your _nose_, Baldrick... 539% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty 540% ...the Acting Returning Officer, Mr Edmund Blackadder, and we're 540% all very grateful indeed that he stepped in at the last moment 540% when the previous Returning Officer accidentally brutally stabbed 540% himself in the stomach while shaving. 540% -- Vincent Hannah : Dish and Dishonesty 541% Goodbye Millionaire's Row, hello room 12 of the Budley-Salterton 541% Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash. 541% -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty 542% Blackadder! What time is it? 542% Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness. 542% Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. 542% -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 543% Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant 543% his Catholicism, must have been kicking himself as the flames 543% licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant 543% my Catholicism'. 543% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 544% It's the most pointless book since 'How to Learn French' was translated 544% into French. 544% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 545% Something's always wrong, Ballders. The fact that I'm not a millionaire 545% aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant 545% niggle to me. 545% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 546% Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious 546% to have caused you such pericumbobulations. 546% -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability 547% Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory 547% interludicules? 547% -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability 548% A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some 548% miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee. 548% -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability 549% And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's 549% dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George 549% ...he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'. 549% -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability 550% Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey. 550% Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. 550% You're right. It is absurd. 550% Unless, of course, it was a particularly _stupid_ donkey... 550% -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 551% ...the only book in the world that is even better. 551% Oh? And which book is this? Dictionary II? Return of the Killer 551% Dictionary? 551% -- Dr. Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 552% Baldrick, where's the manuscript? 552% You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? 552% Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript...belonging to Dr Johnson. 552% You mean the big baity fellow in a black cape who just left? 552% Yes, Baldrick, Doctor Johnson. 552% So...you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string 552% belonging to the big baity fellow in a black cape who just left 552% is? 552% Yes, Baldrick, I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted 552% bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect 552% sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. 552% For the last time, Baldrick, where is Doctor Johnson's manuscript? 552% On the fire. 552% On the WHAT?!! 552% ...The hot orangy thing below the stony mantlepiece. 552% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Ink and Incapability 553% Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all 553% his hellish instruments of death, would be as nothing compared 553% to five minutes with me...and this pencil. 553% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 554% Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore 554% leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat. 554% -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability 555% I have a cunning plan, sir. 555% Hoorah! Well, that's that, then. 555% -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability 556% I'm afraid there's been a change of plan. I'm off to the kitchen 556% to hack my head off with a big knife. 556% -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability 557% I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. 557% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 558% (reads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' 558% ...doesn't sound much like a bee to me... 558% It's an aardvark!! Can't you see that, your Highness, it's a bloody 558% aardvark!!!! 558% -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 559% I've done 'B'. 559% Really? How did you get on? 559% Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'...but I think I've 559% got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no! There I go again!! 559% -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 560% Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? Oh 560% God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... 560% -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability 561% Turnip isn't a rude word, Baldrick. 561% It is if you sit on one. 561% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Ink and Incapability 562% Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like 562% a burned dog... 562% Oh, shut up!! 562% -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability 563% Sir, the type of woman currently favoured in France are toothless 563% crones who just cackle insanely. 563% Oh, ignore that. They're just playing hard to get. 563% By removing all their teeth, going mad and ageing forty years? 563% That's right, the little teasers! 563% -- Edmund and George : Nob and Nobility 564% Do you speak English? 564% Ah...a little. 564% Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mean, I mean 564% can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon 564% asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices? 564% No - I can order coffee...deal with waiters...make sexy chit-chat 564% with girls, that sort of thing...just don't ask me to take a 564% physiology class or direct a light opera... 564% -- Edmund and Count Frufru - Nob and Nobility 565% I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. 565% -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility 566% So what's the plan? 566% We do...nothing. 566% Yup. That's another world-beater. 566% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Nob and Nobility 567% We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off. 567% And then we...spring into action? 567% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility 568% Ah, bonjour, Monsieur. 568% Sod off. 568% -- Frenchman and Edmund : Nob and Nobility 569% I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under 569% the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as 569% putting on a hat. 569% -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility 570% If I don't make it back, please write o my mother and tell her 570% that I've been alive all the time...it's just that I couldn't 570% be bothered to get in touch with the old bat. 570% -- Edmund to George : Nob and Nobility 571% I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and 571% rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending 571% that I'm deaf. 571% -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility 572% Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! 572% Yes, Baldrick. 572% And you killed him! 572% Yes, Baldrick. 572% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility 573% Scarlet Pimpernel, my foot. Scarlet Git, more like. 573% -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility 574% You look smart, Mr Blackadder. Going somewhere nice? 574% No. I'm off to the theatre. 574% What, don't you like it? 574% No, I don't. A load of stupid actors, strutting around, shouting, 574% with their chests thrust out so far you'd think their nipples 574% were attached to a pair of charging rhinoceros. 574% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility 575% Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince 575% yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr Caesar'. 575% -- Edmund : Sense and Senility 576% I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. 576% I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course. 576% -- Baldrick : Sense and Senility 577% Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you? 577% I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir. 577% Oh, hogwash. What on earth makes you say that? 577% Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words, 577% 'Death to the Stupid Prince'. 577% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 578% These are volatile times, your Highness. The American Revolution 578% lost your father the colonies, the French Revolution murdered 578% brave King Louis, and there are tremendous rumblings in Prussia. 578% Although that might be something to do with the sausages. 578% -- Edmund : Sense and Senility 579% Disease and deprivation stalk our land like...two giant... 579% ...stalking things. 579% -- Edmund : Sense and Senility 580% You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put 580% on a silly hat and trusted to luck. 580% -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility 581% They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical 581% pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when 581% I stick this toasting fork in your head. 581% -- Edmund : Sense and Senility 582% (George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) 582% Well, what do you think? 582% ...Are you ill or something? 582% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 583% Are you sure we can even trust these acting fellows? Last time we 583% went to the theatre, three of them murdered Julius Caesar. And 583% one of them was his best friend, Brutus. 583% As I have told you about eight times, the man playing Julius Caesar 583% was an actor, called Kemp. 583% Really? 583% Yes. 583% Thundering gherkins, well Brutus must have been pretty miffed when 583% he found out. 583% What? 583% That he hadn't killed Caesar after all, just some poxy actor called 583% Kemp. You reckon he didn't go round to Caesar's place _after_ the 583% play and kill him then? 583% Oh God, it's pathetic. 583% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 584% My Uncle was in a play once. It was called Macbeth. 584% What did he play? 584% Second codpiece. Macbeth wore him in the fight scenes. 584% So he was a _stunt_ codpiece, then? 584% Yeah. 584% Did he have a large part? 584% ...Depends who was playing Macbeth. 584% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility 585% Look! He's got a bomb! 585% It's not a _bomb_, sir, it's a _sponge_. 585% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 586% Why, your very posture tells us, 'Here is a man of true greatness'. 586% Either that, or, 'Here are my genitals. Please take them.' 586% -- Mossop and Edmund : Sense and Senility 587% Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. 587% Certainly, your Highness. I'll leave you to dribble in private. 587% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 588% Every year at the Guild of Butlers' Christmas Party, _I'm_ the one 588% who has to wear the red nose and the pointy hat for winning the 588% 'Who's got the Stupidest Master' competition. 588% -- Edmund : Sense and Senility 589% Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and 589% friendly companionship. 589% Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. 589% But as we both know, it would be an utter lie. I will therefore 589% confine myself to saying, simply, 'Sod Off', and if I ever meet 589% you again it'll be twenty billion years too soon. 589% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Sense and Senility 590% Oh, come on Mr.B., it's not as if we're all going to get murdered 590% or anything the minute you leave, is it? 590% ...Hope springs eternal, Baldrick. 590% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility 591% Thank God you're here! We desperately need you! 591% Who, me sir? Mr. Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky?...Mr Hopelessly 591% Drivelly Can't Write For Toffee Crappy Butler Weed?...Mr Brilliantly 591% Undervalued Butler Who Hasn't Had a Raise in a Fortnight? 591% Take an extra thousand. Guineas? Per month? 591% ...Alright, what's your problem? 591% The actors have turned out to be vicious anarchists! They intend 591% to kill us all! 591% What - are they going to bore us to death? 591% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 592% Well done, Bladder. How can I ever thank you? 592% Well, you can start by not calling me 'Bladder', sir. 592% -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility 593% I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir. 593% What a roaringly good idea. What's the play called? 593% 'Thick Jack Clot Sits in the Stocks...and gets Pelted with 593% Rancid Tomatoes'... 593% -- Edmund and George : Sense and Senility 594% And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform 594% and a slightly effeminate hairdo. 594% -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability 595% Honestly, Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican. No matter where 595% I turn, I've still got an enormous bill in front of me. 595% -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability 596% Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem. 596% Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem 596% of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head... 596% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 597% You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers...laughers 597% ...dancers... 597% ...And bonkers... 597% -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 598% ...thirty-nine are mad. 598% Well, they sound ideal. 598% They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich 598% to the same horse. 598% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 599% Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ 599% to marry him. 599% Why not? 599% Because she's _met_ him... 599% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 600% Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? 600% ...I don't know. 600% You _do_ know, don't you. 600% Yes. 600% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 601% His life is so dark and shadowy and full of fear and trepidation. 601% So is going to the toilet in the middle of the night, but you don't 601% keep a scrapbook on it. 601% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 602% As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club, I'll be debagged 602% and radished for non-payment of debts. 602% Radished, sir? 602% Yes, they pull your breeches down and push a large radish right 602% up your... 602% Yes, yes, yes, alright sir. There's no need to hammer it home. 602% As a matter of fact, they do often have to... 602% No! No! 602% -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 603% His family's got more mills than...than you've got brain cells,sir. 603% How many mills? 603% Seven, sir. 603% -- Edmund and George : Amy and Amiability 604% Prince George is shy, and just _pretends_ to be bluff and crass, 604% and unbelievably thick and gittish. 604% -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability 605% I can see where your daughter gets her ready wit... 605% I thank you. 605% ...although where she gets her good looks and charm is perhaps more 605% of a mystery... 605% -- Edmund and Mr Hardwood : Amy and Amiability 606% Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing 606% spit out of your hair for a fortnight. 606% -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability 607% (reads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, 607% Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.' 607% ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out 607% onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us... 607% -- George : Amy and Amiability 608% Mind, sir, or I shall take off my belt, and by thunder! my trousers 608% will fall down. 608% -- Mr Hardwood : Amy and Amiability 609% Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on 609% wedding presents. Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery 609% and piles of glittering ornaments) 609% Mmm? 609% ......Nothing. 609% -- Edmund and George : Amy and Amiability 610% By an extraordinary stroke of coincidence, it is a rotten borough. 610% ...Really? Is it? Well, lucky, lucky us. Lucky, lucky, cluck-cluck 610% cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK... 610% ....You don't know what a rotten borough _is_, do you sir. 610% -- Edmund and George : Dish and Dishonesty 611% ...As dead as that squirrel. 611% Which squirrel? 611% (Amy shoots, we hear an 'eep' as the bullet hits, and a thud 611% as the creature falls to the ground) 611% ...Oh, _that_ squirrel. 611% -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 612% And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. 612% Well...you're only human. 612% -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability 613% I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it. It's 613% a brilliant plan. 613% -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability 614% I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of 614% fear. 614% -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability 615% Then I'll probably drop her, and get two hundred concubines to share 615% my bed. 615% Won't they be rather prickly? 615% ...Concubines, Baldrick, not porcupines. 615% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 616% From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual. 616% Will I? 616% Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black. 616% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 617% Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying 617% to start a family with Baldrick. 617% -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability 618% ...or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head 618% and call you a pencil! 618% Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability 619% Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience! 619% What experience is that? 619% Being pleased to see you... 619% -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability 620% Aha! Brekkers! I could eat fourteen trays of it this morning, and 620% still have room for a dolphin on toast. 620% -- George : Amy and Amiability 621% Oh Amy, I shall never forget you...never...ever...never...ever... 621% ...Right. What's for breakfast? 621% -- George : Amy and Amiability 622% Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, 622% I'd have bought one at the market. 622% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 623% God, I'm wasted here. It's no life for a man of noble blood being 623% servant to a master with the intellectual capacity of a jug walrus 623% and the social graces of a potty. 623% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 624% We're about as similar as...two completely dissimilar things 624% in a pod. 624% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 625% He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than mad Jack McMad, winner of last 625% year's Mr Madman competition. 625% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 626% Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? 626% Yes, sir. It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about. 626% Is the bed on fire? 626% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 627% And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered 627% in my ear...that they loved me. 627% And what happened after you woke up, sir? 627% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 628% I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the 628% ladies' home... 628% Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or 628% a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged? 628% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 629% You're perfectly safe... 629% Hoorah!! 629% ...Until six o'clock tonight. 629% Hooroo. 629% -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality 630% Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing 630% in disguise? 630% Well, if he is, it's a very _good_ disguise. 630% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 631% After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses 631% in his torment? 631% No. 631% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 632% Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...titles...castles... 632% ...a coffin... 632% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 633% Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending 633% with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that 633% you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy 633% hat? 633% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 634% It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'. 634% '...and the _Pauper_', sir. 634% Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise...and the Pauper'. 634% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality 635% Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. 635% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 636% I'm afraid the duel is off. 636% Off? 636% As in 'sod'. 636% -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality 637% A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but 637% the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, 637% fat pig'. 637% -- Edmund to George : Duel and Duality 638% A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his 638% friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But 638% personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an 638% amusing clock and a sack of French porn. 638% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 639% (reads) 'Congratulations on choosing the Armitage-Whitworth Four 639% Pounder Cannnonette. Please read the instructions carefully and 639% it should give you years of trouble-free maiming...' 639% -- Edmund : Duel and Duality 640% Sir, please help me get his coat off. 640% (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick...it doesn't matter. 640% Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap. 640% -- Baldrick and Edmund : Duel and Duality 641% I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country. 641% I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for 641% something a bit more realistic. 641% Like what? 641% Um...you hope that men will think of you...as a bit of a thicky? 641% -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality -- .-------------------..-------------------------..----------------------------. | Matt P Clifton - || ch0mpc@uk.ac.bath.gdt | I know who you are! You're | | Shoggoth Hunter || | Merlin the Happy Pig !!! | `-------------------'`-------------------------'`----------------------------'