From: IN%"WICHERS@HUSC4.BITNET" 9-APR-1990 14:22:25.17 To: _TERRY CC: Subj: RE: You want purity tests? We got purity tests! [update] Received: from JNET-DAEMON by SPCVXA.BITNET; Mon, 9 Apr 90 14:21 EDT Received: From HUSC4(WICHERS) by SPCVXA with Jnet id 9602 for TERRY@SPCVXA; Mon, 9 Apr 90 14:21 EDT Received: by husc6.harvard.edu; Mon, 9 Apr 90 10:35:19 EDT Received: by husc4.HARVARD.EDU; Mon, 9 Apr 90 13:15:09 EDT Date: Mon, 9 Apr 90 13:15:09 EDT From: WICHERS@HUSC4.BITNET Subject: RE: You want purity tests? We got purity tests! [update] To: TERRY@SPCVXA.BITNET Message-id: X-Envelope-to: TERRY And last (but not least), the ricketts house purity test: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE RICKETTS HOUSE PURITY TEST Have you ever ... ? 1. gotten sexually aroused 2. ... for more than one hour continuously 3. ... while dancing with someone 4. ... during a non-sexual activity 5. been on a date 6. single dated 7. had four or more separate dates in three days 8. kissed someone 9. ... on the first date 10. ... on the nexk (or conversely) 11. ... while lying down 12. french kissed 13. ... on the first date 14. ear frenched someone 15. danced cheek to cheek 16. told someone that you loved them 17. kissed in a car for more than one hour continuously 18. bought porn and read it for more than fifteen minutes continuously 19. masturbated 20. ... on the average of twice a week or more for at least a month 21. ... on an average of once day or more for at least a week 22. ... with the aid of pornography or fantasizing 23. ... in front of someone 24. ... with a foreign object 25. pinched or patted a stranger's ass 26. kissed a stranger 27. picked up a stranger 28. kissed for more than fifteen minutes continuously 29. kissed for more than two hours continuously 30. had an orgasm while kissing 31. exchanged sexual experiences with ou date 32. seen an X-rated movie 33. ... with a member of an attracting sex 34. seen a completely nude member of the opposite sex in the flesh 35. paid to see a live sexual display (exposure through sexual intercourse and/ or perversions) 36. had an alcohloic beverage for non-religious purposes 37. successfully used alcohol or drugs to lower your or someone else's resis- tance to sex 38. been masturbated to a climax by someone else 39. dry humped 40. tasted semen (not by accident -- thanks, Josh) 41. undressed (or been undressed by) someone completely for sexual activities 42. been in bed with someone for sexual activities 43. been awake for eight or more hours continuously without any clothes on 44. purchased contraceptives 45. gotten or given a hickey 46. drawn blood from someone during sexual activities (or conversely) 47. shacked up with someone for two or more continuous nights 48. slept with someone 49. fondled someone's covered genitalia 50. ... on the first date 51. come while sleeping 52. frenched a nipple of either sex 53. fondled someone's uncovered genitalia 54. had you bare genitalia fondled 55. had a one night stand with a non-stranger 56. used a dildo, doll, artificial vagina, etc. 57. taken a shower with someone in the nude 58. orally stimulated someone's genitals (or conversely) 59. climaxed just from oral stimulation 60. brought someone to a climax just from oraly stimulation 61. been walked in on 62. climaxed at the same time as your partner during sex 63. gotten or given a rimjob 64. picked up a stranger and subsequently had sex with him/her 65. participated actively in an orgy 66. gone swimming with someone in the nude 67. committed incest 68. inserted your penis, dildo, finger, etc. into someone's anus (or con- versely) 69. 70. propositioned someone 71. been propositioned by a non-prostitute 72. seduced someone (or been seduced by someone) HAD SEX ... 73. ... with a member of the opposite sex 74. ... with a member of the same sex 75. ... with someone less than fifteen or more than forty years of age 76. ... in a public place 77. ... with a professor, teacher, or RA 78. ... on you parents' or grandparents' bed (-1 if they were there at the time) 79. ... in the student houses 80. ... outdoors 81. ... with more than one person 83. ... with more than two people in the same night or day 84. ... with a virgin 85. ... without using a contraceptive 86. ... with a prostitute 87. ... with more than four people 88. ... with two or more members of the same family 89. ... in a motel or hotel room 90. ... for more than one hour continuously 91. ... rear entry or sitting 92. ... in a car 93. ... with someone three or more years older than you 94. ... with a married person (adultery) 95. ... with a non-Techer (alums and flame-outs count as Techers) 96. ... with an animal (bestiality) 97. ... with S & M (sadism/masochism) 98. ... with B & D (bondage/domination) 99. ... in the presence of others 100. been in love Add the total number of 'NO' responses to obtain your purity score. All acts must have been performed since entering high school. If married, points with your spouse during marriage are invalid. Rule interpretations are the responsibility of the RLPL. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --John __ "Great pate, mom, but I've gotta motor if I'm gonna make it to the funeral." -Heathers John Wichers wichers@husc4.harvard.edu