X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 60335 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.5; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!cmcl2!psinntp!psinntp!digex!sasqatch Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: NEW *** Purity and Impropriety Test *** (part 1/2) Message-ID: <1992Jul1.145026.5053@access.digex.com> From: sasqatch@access.digex.com (Ralph E. Nelson) Date: 1 Jul 92 14:50:26 GMT Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA Keywords: purity test 800 new half Lines: 784 Purities and Improprieties Test 800 Questions Version 1.3 (July 1992) Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. It is only a crime when you get caught; and then only if you can't get out of it. By no means should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors and/or contributors have actually performed any of the actions contained herein. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer of Liability The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners' conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time, even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result from use of either partner's facilities. ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX. As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a transfer of use by another or anything else in the management's opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked without refund; (2) the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request, s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and 2582. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Credits/History: The author wishes to thank the original creators of the now infamous Purity Test for their efforts. Many of the questions and most of the headers and footers, if not directly plagiarized, certainly were inspired by them. Also needing recognition here are those people who have (whether they knew it or not at the time) provided either proofreading, inspiration, or at least ideas for this test: wa, da, nb, mh, rn, ss, and sw. Thank you all! This test was determined to be necessary during discussion on an Adult BBS (now defunct) in the Washington DC Metro Area. Everyone had heard of the 'Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test' (500 questions), and when the 'Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam' (1000 questions) finally reached the BBS in the spring of 1991, this too was absorbed into the conversation threads. It was at that time that several people suggested that certain sections be brought back to life and certain ones be culled dramatically. This idea was looked at as inspirational and immediately several people got to work on it on a PC. This 'inspirational' idea was quickly forgotten when the BBS went down and all support went out the window. When the author backed up his system and found the files, he went to that original core group and got (slowly) back to work. Here are the results, almost a year after the original 'inspiration. It was decided to take the 'thoughtcrime' idea from _1984_ and give it SOME credit here. Whenever a question is preceded by '*** [1/2 pt]', it is only to count one-half credit. Having the thought should be worth SOMETHING but not quite as much as actually carrying it through. Ver. 1.0 (Fall 1991) Purely internal. Only one copy was ever printed out and that was lost within a few weeks. Ver. 1.1 (January 1992) Still grappling with the number of questions, it was decided to create the '1/2 point' ones to round the numbers off to something reasonable for division and to give partial credit for dirty minds. Ver. 1.2 (May 1992) Author tried to contact original authors via InterNet E-Mail Address on (their) Version 4.0. No response from anyone who seems to care. Beta 'testing' begins. Ver. 1.3 (July 1992) Final Release issued in time for CastleCon 5 where the author and most of the contributors hang out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Description: This is a fairly long test consisting of eight hundred and fifteen questions worth eight hundred points. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of taking this test. You can exercise your right guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the best way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether everyone is required to divulge their individual answers; that is up to the group to decide. However, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy) Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back. Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing. Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. S.O.: significant other; boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance', spouse, main squeeze. On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void. We would also like to define sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners. We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. Last of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------And yes, ALL technicalities count.---------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Section I. Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities. [49/1] Have you ever: 1. hugged somebody? 2. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture? 3. held hands with someone? 4. been on a date? 5. been on a date past one a.m.? 6. stood someone up? 7. dated someone on a regular basis? 8. fast danced? 9. slow danced? 10. copped a feel while slow dancing? 11. tangoed? 12. waltzed? 13. french kissed? 14. necked? 15. attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity? 16. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (including but not limited to beach or pool) or had someone put it on you? 17. played post office (or other kissing game)? 18. played pony express (post office with more horsing around)? 19. played Twister(tm)? 20. played Twister(tm) naked and/or with oil? 21. slept on watch? 22. slept in the nude? 23. slept in class? 24. interrupted a lecture with your snoring? 25. bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)? 26. put more than double the legal occupancy in any sleeping room? 27. played footsie or 'kneesie'? 28. played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, S.O., etc.? 29. been unable to share a bed/sleeping bag/other sleeping arrangements WITHOUT something steamy happening? 30. used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity? *** [1/2 pt] lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge? 31. been in or started a food fight? 32. read the Song of Solomon or the Kama Sutra? 33. read any sex manuals (i.e. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)? 34. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis? 35. read anything by the Marquis de Sade? 36. underlined, or marked the 'good' (or 'bad') parts? 37. played doctor? 38. kissed and told? 39. used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix, suffix, prefix, or prepositional article in a sentence? 40. ever been amused about something you thought too embarrassing to explain to another? 41. skipped class? 42. skipped class with one of your teachers? 43. had anyone refuse to be with you because you whistled dirty songs? 44. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it? 45. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy? 46. dyed a pet strange colors (green, pink or purple)? 47. given your cat/dog/gerbil/etc. a mohawk or a punk hairdo? 48. dyed your hair an outrageous color (deliberately)? 49. drank all but the last 1/4 inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have to refill it)? Section II. Autoerotica. (No, this does NOT mean 'love of cars'). [45/0] Have you ever: 50. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)? 51. read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? 52. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross? 53. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals (including alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)? 54. read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books? 55. read classic pornographic books (Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger, Candy)? 56. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? 57. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)? 58. made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)? 59. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on? 60. called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)? 61. called any live sex numbers? 62. recorded an obscene call for later playback? 63. worked at a live phone sex number? 64. masturbated? 65. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? 66. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)? 67. masturbated to orgasm? 68. fantasized about someone while masturbating? 69. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex? 70. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? 71. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don't count)? 72. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable, videotape, or film)? 73. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (theatre)? 74. been "caught" masturbating? 75. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set at the factory)? 76. asked a friend, of their new male friend, 'is he hung'? 77. sent a strip-o-gram? 78. done a strip tease for someone? 79. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)? 80. been 'cast' in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production? 81. been to a peep show? 82. been to a live sex show? 83. been to a erotic/pornographic/sexually explicit movie in a theatre? 84. been to a private showing of a erotic/pornographic/sexually explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you are female)? 85. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie? 86. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual pleasure through semi-suffocation)? 87. bought or made a codpiece or padded bra? 88. worn a codpiece or padded bra? 89. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with? 90. had a sex change operation? 91. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)? 92. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing but kept wearing anyway (seat was ripped out or such)? 93. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear? 94. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or genitals)? Section III. Ethical Considerations. (Ethical, schmethical...). [83/0] Have you ever: 95. plotted to murder someone (commission is covered later)? 96. told bad jokes or puns incessantly? 97. lied? 98. been in adultery (technically it's only if you/they were married, counts even if you/they weren't)? 99. started a fight? 100. started a bar fight? 101. started a brawl? 102. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)? 103. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah as a part of your regular viewing day/week? 104. watched prime-time soaps? 105. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)? 106. not respected the sanctity of living in sin (i.e., hit up on someone regardless of whether they lived with another)? 107. implied greater/lesser (non-sexual) experience than you actually possessed? 108. implied greater/lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed? 109. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know/remember at the time? 110. had sex with someone whose name you still don't know? 111. had sex with someone whose name you don't remember? 112. had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know? 113. had sexual activity with an age difference of ten or more years? 114. had sex with someone half your age? 115. had sex with someone twice your age? 116. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-, on your current or ex-)? 117. lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity? 118. broken your word, vow or promise? 119. told someone you loved them when you did not? 120. were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them? 121. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with them? 122. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one present during sexual activity? 123. fantasized during sexual activity that YOU were somebody else? 123. faked orgasm (guys too)? 125. told them they were great when they weren't? 126. intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual activity? 127. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood? 128. ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you previously had (or were currently having) sex with them? 129. wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they have it and you don't (coveted)? 130. gone steady with two or more people with at least one person unaware of the other(s)? 131. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)? 132. implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't? 133. denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your parents is merely survival and does not count here; S.O.'s count!)? 134. gossiped? 135. been in military service? 136. put an ad in the person-to-persons? [continued on next page] Section III. Ethical Considerations. [continued] 137. advertised for a sex partner (alt.personals and such counts)? 138. advertised for a sex partner including a photograph? 139. answered an advertisement for a sex partner (alt.personals counts)? 140. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company? 141. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in particular? 142. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest such as a wet T-Shirt contest (Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different gender)? 143. been a judge in a contest such as above? 144. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone? 145. fed live animals to pets (i.e. baby chicks to the pit bull)? 146. fed someone dog food? 147. been in a gross out contest? 148. been in a gross out contest, and won? 149. spouse-swapped? 150. told somebody something "for their own good"? 151. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed, color, religion, age, gender or condition)? 152. hired someone more for their looks than their job-related skills? 153. offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise, "services rendered")? 154. accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise, "services rendered")? 155. offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager? 156. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager? 157. welched on a bet or wager? 158. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)? 159. had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who do this frequently "parents")? 160. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant? 161. found out you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant? 162. lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't? 163. lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were? 164. had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor? 165. demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out or walk"/"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms)? 166. coerced/convinced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)? 167. offered a sympathy fuck? 168. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected? 169. attempted to corrupt someone's morals? 170. attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late? 171. attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover that they know things you don't? 172. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent/ relieve cramps/headaches/any other malady? 173. tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion? 174. considered sperm a protein supplement? 175. asked someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering (i.e. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)? 176. asked a S.O. about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering? 177. used whatever they said against them? Section IV. Legal Technicalities (But Officer...). [50/0] Have you ever: 178. kited checks? 179. deliberately bounced a check? 180. shoplifted? 181. possessed stolen property (hospital scrubs/milk crates/etc.)? 182. stolen any item or cash (excluding shoplifting)? 183. stolen a kiss? 184. used bootleg software? 185. bought or sold anything on a black market? 186. 'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning it ('borrowing' tissue, condoms or tampons, doesn't count)? 187. stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first? 188. rode public transportation w/o paying? 189. evaded taxes? 190. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty/tax? 191. traded on inside information? 192. plagiarized? 193. written graffiti? 194. had a fake ID? 195. manufactured fake ID? 196. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)? 197. drag raced (on the street)? 198. driven without a license (if you had it but left it at home, this does not count)? 199. driven while suspended and/or revoked in any state (regardless if you had a valid license somewhere else)? 200. operated a vehicle or any piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated? 201. operated a vehicle or any piece of heavy machinery while under the influence of any illegal drug (or contradicting medical advise by doing so with a legal drug)? 202. gotten out of a traffic citation using looks, job connections, etc. (just making up a 'good' excuse is not good enough, this is using something you have to get something you want)? 203. been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being)? 204. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man? 205. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and wish you had been? 206. deliberately failed to pay child support? 207. had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation does not count in this case)? 208. had sexual activity while EITHER you OR your partner (but not BOTH) were under the age of consent in the state where you were at the time? 209. had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone under the age of consent in the state where you were at the time? 210. been to a public bath/massage parlor (whether it was legit or not)? 211. patronized a prostitute? 212. been to a brothel as a customer? 213. been to a brothel as an employee? 214. been a pool, card or chess shark? 215. been to a dog or cock fight? 216. incited to riot? 217. plotted conspiracy? 218. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)? 219. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)? 220. installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc.)? 221. been a bigamist? 222. carried concealed weapons (Swiss Army knives and such don't count)? 223. committed murder? 224. attempted to commit suicide? [continued on next page] Section IV. Legal Technicalities (But Officer...). [continued] 225. been arrested for any reason? 226. been sentenced to any mandatory community service? 227. been sentenced to any jail term? Section V. Things to do & people to do them with. (The nitty & the gritty). [36/18] Are you now, or have you ever been: 228. engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 229. engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 230. been bisexual (defined here as sexual activity with both genders on a 50/50 basis)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? *** [1/2 pt] wished you were of the opposite sex? *** [1/2 pt] decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want to be homosexual? 231. engaged in incestuous activity (with a member of your family)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 232. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub-human)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 233. engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 234. engaged in bondage (VOLUNTARILY, you had some control on initiation.)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 235. engaged in sodomy (defined in this case as anal copulation)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 236. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 237. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex), other than for a costume party? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 238. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it? 239. practiced necrophilia (sex with the dead)? 240. had a leather fetish? 241. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)? 242. had a fetish concerning any part of the human anatomy (legs/ass/belly button/neck/hair/etc.)? 243. cause another person pain for your pleasure (sadism)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 244. had another inflict pain on you for your own pleasure (masochism)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 245. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)? [continued on next page] Section V. Things to do & people to do them with. [continued] 246. intentionally urinated on someone (its called 'golden showers', 'water sports', or piss fights)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 247. intentionally defecated on someone (it's called sick)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 248. intentionally urinated on yourself (does NOT include pissing in the pool rather than halfway to the cabana)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 249. intentionally defecated on yourself? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 250. mutilated and/or killed animals for your own pleasure? 251. flirted? 252. flirted with in-laws? 253. cruised (in an automobile)? 254. cruised the bars? 255. cruised the gay bars? 256. cruised the leather bars? 257. been picked up? 258. picked someone up? 259. had a one night stand? 260. contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)? 261. contracted mono? 262. been treated for exposure to a STD (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you'd been with had been? 263. had sex with someone knowing either you or they had been exposed to an STD? Section VI. Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll. [80/5] Have you ever: 264. been on a pub crawl (this is where the object is to patronize as many drinking establishments as possible in one night, even if you have to 'crawl' to the last few)? 265. been bar hopping (you social butterfly, you)? 266. played any drinking games? 267. made up your own drinking games (not just house rules to old ones)? 268. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff? 269. used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? 270. used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? 271. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol? 272. bought alcohol for someone under the legal drinking age? 273. had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still under the legal drinking age? 274. bought your own alcohol while still under the legal drinking age? 275. bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside the Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)? 276. brewed your own? 277. been intoxicated from alcohol? 278. been intoxicated from some other drug? 279. chugged? 280. sniffed glue? 281. smoked the killer weed (tobacco)? 282. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)? 283. smoked banana peels? 284. smoked clove cigarettes? 285. chewed tobacco, or snuff? 286. gargled with hard liquor (No more medicine-breath!)? 287. had alcohol for breakfast? 288. made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)? 289. eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies? 290. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) for recreational purposes? 291. used amyl nitrate? 292. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)? 293. smoked crack? 294. freebased? 295. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself or anyone else? 296. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself or anyone else on more than one occasion? 297. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into yourself or anyone else? 298. spiked a punch with alcohol? 299. spiked a punch with other drugs? 300. taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)? 301. did you understand the examples in the last question? 302. ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot)? 303. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec. 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates, meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)? (with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all) *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 304. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec. 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave products (Coca Cola is doesn't count))? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? [continued on next page] Section VI. Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll. [continued] 305. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec. 812 (c)) drugs (barbiturates, lysergic acid, amphetamine)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 306. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec. 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate, Phenobarbital)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 307. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec. 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)? *** [1/2 pt] if you answered 'Yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you considered doing so? 308. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general? 309. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug? 310. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated? 312. taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what it does (foolish, aren't you)? 313. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have a prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)? 314. taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)? 315. taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium) more than 4 times? 316. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? 317. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? 317. sold as a controlled/illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? 318. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? 319. had a standing order with your supplier? 320. used the list of controlled drugs (USC title 21, sec. 812) as a checklist? 321. made/synthesized/grown/bred your own drugs? 322. made/synthesized/grown/bred drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab/farm)? 323. been to a rock concert? 324. been to a heavy metal concert? 325. listened to acid rock while on acid? 326. Did you go to Woodstock? 327. been a groupie? 328. been a roadie? 329. started a band to meet groupies? 330. started a band to get good dope? 331. told someone you were with the band, and it worked? 332. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (i.e. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw)? 333. sung bawdy songs (i.e. Polka Dot Undies, Do Your Ears Hang Low, the Bottle Song)? 334. composed bawdy lyrics? 335. had sex while stoned or drunk? 336. used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect (i.e. smoked pot while blitzed)? 337. awaken the next morning wondering where you were? 338. awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time? 339. awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's that next to you? 340. ever thrown up from too much alcohol (i.e. driven the porcelain bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god, called for the car? 341. been hung over? 342. had a hangover last more than one day? 343. stayed drunk so as to avoid/delay a hangover? Section VII. The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky, and the possibly Perverted. [91/0] Have you ever: 344. picked your nose in public? 345. been a member of a fraternity or sorority? 346. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like? 347. attended a 'toga' party? 348. told dirty jokes in mixed company? 349. mooned or goosed someone you knew? 350. mooned or goosed someone you didn't know? 351. mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew but didn't? 352. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)? 353. been a voyeur (with their knowledge)? 354. been an exhibitionist? 355. been to a nude beach? 356. been nude at a nude beach? 357. been to any other C.O. (clothing optional) camp/facility/event? 358. been nude at any other C.O. camp/facility/event? 359. been sad because someone you knew was getting married? 360. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd never get to sleep with them? 361. made an invitation to watch? 362. accepted an invitation to watch? 363. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while searching for undies)? 364. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender (how else can you read the graffiti)? 365. pissed on an electric fence? 366. handed out condoms as party favors? 367. discussed favorite brand of condom? 368. inflated a condom? 369. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)? 370. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill)? 371. bought a condom or any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)? 372. carried a condom (or other birth control device) 'just in case'? 373. discussed masturbation? 374. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)? 375. asked for and/or given lessons in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)? 376. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' other than fingers (carrot, cucumber or taco)? 377. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant? 378. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker, Monopoly or Chess)? 379. played any game which required you to perform an action on another player (Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle)? 380. deliberately lost any game as above (folding with four aces)? 381. owned a collection of underwear not your own? 382. been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by their body? 383. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)? 384. searched for the G-spot? 385. searched for the G-spot and found it? 386. made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public? 387. helped to cover for someone else's escapades (provide alibi/ accommodations/opportunity/etc.)? 388. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and make an 'honest' person of you (and caused them to fail)? 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[continued] 389. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved in sexual activity? 390. been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')? 391. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy')? 392. drank human blood in any quantity? 393. been interrupted by the police while necking (or more), and they were more embarrassed than you? 394. been interrupted by the police while necking (or more), and were able to continue (only counts if you had to find somewhere else)? 395. had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters; not your own)? 396. had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or more) siblings? 397. had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own (father/son, mother/daughter, mother/son, father/daughter)? 398. both at the same time? 399. had sex with a hermaphrodite? 400. shaved your pubic region as part of a sexual activity? 401. had someone else shave your pubic region as part of a sexual activity? 402. shaved someone else's pubic region? 403. had sex during menstruation? 404. been involved in oral sex with a menstruating woman? 405. stimulated your partner anally (with your finger/vibrator/whatnot)? 406. been stimulated anally (with a finger/vibrator/whatnot)? 407. left your S.O. for someone opposite their gender? 408. left your S.O. for someone opposite their gender while on a date with the (former) S.O.? 409. tasted your own sexual fluids? 410. tasted another's sexual fluids? 411. complimented someone on their taste or been complimented on your own? 412. worn body paint? 413. worn body paint and nothing else? 414. worn obscene or suggestive T-Shirts (even if you didn't read the language it was in? 415. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on? 416. have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)? 417. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George Shultz has a tiger on his butt)? 418. Have you a tattoo in an intimate location? 419. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair? 420. used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes (Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)? 421. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone? 422. used whipped cream for sexual purposes? 423. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)? 424. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off? 425. bought a vibrator, Ben-Wa balls, or other sex toy? 426. used vibrators, Ben-Wa balls, or other sex toy for sexual stimulation? 427. given/received Ben-Wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy as a gift? 428. had sex with a dead animal? 429. had sex in the presence of animals? 430. urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle (i.e. in a sink/fireplace/wastepaper basket) when 'proper' facilities were available (camping trips where these are nonexistent are void)? 431. defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace/car seat/wastepaper basket) when 'proper' facilities were available (camping trips still don't count)? 432. kept feces or urine in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? 433. tasted or eaten shit? 434. tasted or drunk urine? ----------------------------------- [to be continued next post]