MASS MONOLOGUE				william bernat 
                                                                michael sterner


To be done by at least three, preferrably five or six, but as many as nine 
persons.

	ALL:  So, uh,....Welcome to Comedy Corner's big New Wave Show.

Individual similtaneous monologues for a minute or two.

	ALL:  Hey, wait a minute, I thought I was supposed to do the opening
	monologue!

Intermittent arguing.

	ALL:  Sure, fine, you do it, then.

All leave, but then return.

	ALL:  I guess if you guys want an opening monologue you'll have to 
	do it yourselves.

And into the show.



	END