ATTACK OF THE ELBOW MACARONI FROM HELL michael sterner ANNOUNCER: You saw Attack of the Killer Lettuce! You saw Attack of the Eight Foot Retard! But you've never seen anything like. ATTACK OF THE ELBOW MACARONI FROM HELL !!!!! The story of a pasta so horrifying that it killed all who came near it. At this point a young couple comes out on stage and screams whenever macaroni is thrown at them from offstage. Eventually they may fall down onto the stage and writhe. Little did they know that their five-minute dinner would turn into an eternal mightmare. They never even got the chance to open the cheese packet. The story of the visit of a satanic creature who harvests an innocent farmer's wheat crop for his own demented use. A harvest of starch terror! ATTACK OF THE ELBOW MACARONI FROM HELL !!!!! Coming to a cafeteria near you. END