MIKE STERNER GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
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No experience is required. In fact, experience is discouraged.

NAME: _________________________________________________________________
         (last)       (first)      (nick)       (pen)       (stage)

PHONE: ______________ ( if yes, explain ) SEX: ___ M ___ F ___ (other)

AGE: __________ Are you old enough to purchase beer ? ________________

WEIGHT: ___ Fat    ___ Pleasingly Plump    ___ Great White    ___ Thin

HITE ? _______  MASTERS AND JOHNSON ? ________  KINSEY ? ___________

TEETH:   _________ Width     __________ Height    __________ Colour

SKIN CONDITION: _______________________________________________________

POSITION DESIRED: _____________________________________________________

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Do you have any health conditions which would prevent you from

fulfilling your duties? (please list) _________________________________

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Are you a United States Citizen ?  ____ No   ____ Si

Are you a vet ? ____ Type of experience  __ Dogs   __ Sheep __ Donkeys

List 3 previous boyfriends, most recent first, & reason for leaving

1: ____________________________________________________________________

2: ____________________________________________________________________

3: ____________________________________________________________________

If you could have a menage a trois with me and another Comedy Corner

member, who would it be? (circle one, please)

Scott Forier, George Merenyi, Jim Parks, Greg Loumeau, Joel Snyder,

Chris Bontempi, Robert Cohen, Lucinda Saunders, Bonnie Forbis, 

Steve Loumeau, John Salcido, Frank Ricci.