From news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Thu Oct 16 00:58:42 1997 Xref: news.spc.edu rec.humor.funny:7358 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: KACKRMAN@aol.com Subject: How Berkeley Can You Be Keywords: smirk, true Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 15 Oct 97 19:30:02 EDT Lines: 36 I went to the second annual "How Berkeley Can You Be" parade this morning. Before the parade arrived, people dressed as British Bobbies but calling themselves the "Fashion Police" came along and inspected the waiting spectators. Those who passed muster were given a yellow feather. Those who did not were given a "ticket" much like a traffic ticket, with a box checked off for the infraction being cited: Inappropriate dress for body type Failure to yield to good taste Reckless coordinating Excessive accessorizing Dressing to incite parental distress Wardrobe expired Iron not activated Loitering with clothes on Sandal permit not prominently displayed Code 9: Beige load too heavy Bad hair day -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. If you mail to original@clari.net, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else. For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/