X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.humor.funny: 1498 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Inter-Dwarf Memo (E-mail) Service Message-ID: From: john@wpi.wpi.edu (John F Stoffel) Date: 23 Dec 91 00:30:04 GMT Keywords: swearing, smirk Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 95 A friend of mine sent this to me in the mail from the Albany area. I have no clue where this was originally published, or when but it looks like an on-campus thing. --------------------- The Inter-Dwarf Memo Service Compiled by Robb Perlman -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Doc Re: S. White If that bitch cleans one more thermometer with Ajax, I'm gonna kill her. I'll give her apples, nice big apples. With surprises inside. Yeah, surprises. -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Happy Re: S. White Let it be noted that if she whistles that goddamned song one more time I'm gonna rip her fuckin' lips off. Have a nice day. -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Sneezy Re: S. White Shes' driving me nuts boys. Ev- ery three seconds it's "Bless you!" in that damm sing-songy voice of hers. I can't take it any more! I'm not a well dwarf you know. -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Bashful Re: S. White I really don't mean to start any- thing, but since she enrolled me in that assertiveness training seminar, the only thing that I can think of giving me pleasure is throwing her out of a twenty story building. I hope you didn't mind receiving this memo. -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Dopey Re: S. White -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Sleepy Re: S. White She keeps making my bed. She knows I'm going back to sleep in a minute, but nooo -- she has to make the bed. Slut. -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Grumpy Re: S. White I really love what she's done with the place. Those throw pillows make a world of difference. And her hair! Oh, I just love it! -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Do not use the old site of "looking.on.ca" please. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.