DUNGEONS AND DONUTS			michael sterner
                                                                paul smitherman





	NARRATOR:  Do you have a problem waking up in the morning?
  	           Do you never have time to eat breakfast?
	           Why not try...DUNGEONS AND DONUTS?

		In a land of lords and kingdoms
		Dragons fierce and castles tall
		Men of valor fight for breakfast
		Upon the master's call.

	OLD MAN:  Take this donut, my son, and dip it in the sacred urn of 
	coffee.

	WARRIOR 1:  Where is the sacred urn?

	OLD:  In the labrynth of the evil Sorceress.

	WARRIOR 2:  But that is the most dangerous maze in this land!

	OLD:  You must undertake this quest, or my people will perish...,

	W 2:  We shall. (takes donut) (lights)

		Journey down past dungeons murky
		Through the maze of many dangers
		Capture, you, the sacred beverage
		Coffee, black, with sugar.

	W 1:  Look, the sacred urn!

	W 2:  Truly fabulous! (walking onto bridge)

	W 1:  Be careful, that's scalding black coffee beneath you.

	W 2:  How well I know, friend, but it will only be a second now...

He takes out a plastic coffee stirrer and a packet of sugar and starts to pour.

	W 1:  (looking off)  Munchkins!!!!

The warriors are attacked from stage right by several basketballs painted 
brown.   They deflect them with their arms. (lights)

		To defeat the cosmic donut
		One might take a lethal dunk
		But if your sword is keen and able
		Bite you out a chunk!

	SORCERESS:  You may have dunked the sacred donut, but you will never
	leave this place alive!  Gla-Zed!  Destroy them!!

A large innertube sprinkled with flour (sugar) attacks them.  Warrior 1 pulls
out a knife and punctures it letting all the air out.

		You have won the pastry battle
		Through many perils you survive
		So why not take a dozen home for
		Only $2.05?

	ANN:  DUNGEONS AND DONUTS.  Wake up or die.



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