From news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!newshub.northeast.verio.net!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Mon Nov 23 15:02:53 1998 Xref: news.spc.edu rec.humor.funny.reruns:1042 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: 96BATISTA@cua.edu (Steam) Subject: I'll have what's behind Door Number 3, please! Keywords: chuckle, originally appeared in Apr, 1996 Approved: rhf-reruns@netfunny.com Path: news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!newshub.northeast.verio.net!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-id: Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 7:20:00 PST I got this message detailing a first day of class experience from a friend of a friend. His name is Kevin Stone, and he goes to Clemson University. Just a friendly reminder--look for door numbers.... ------------------------------------------------ So I'm looking for a class in Newman Hall--- actually, I was looking for Newman Hall-- and, I thought i'd found it. no sign-- no main entrance. So I walk around the building and find what I perceive to be an acutal door with and actual doorknob. So I opened it. Inside was a room at least 150x50-- maybe half a football field- maybe more- black concrete- 20ft ceiling. Two guys in white overcoats. A cow. Upside-down with hooves pointing into the air. On some type of cart. A chainsaw. They were as embarrased to see me as I was to see them. Everybody stared at everybody else for about 6 sec. (except the cow, who was not facing me.) And I shut the door. "Not econ." I wasn't more than 10ft away from the door when I heard it lock. I don't know what the hell they were doing, but they seemed to need privacy. -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://www.netfunny.com/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. Take care in replying to postings in this group -- most were submitted years ago.