X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80129 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!rpi!usc!wupost!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461 Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 5 of 6 Message-ID: <1i3lkoINN3lp@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler) Date: 2 Jan 93 09:01:11 GMT Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA) NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu Lines: 216 Nurses do it with patience! NY Mets did it in 69! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [O] OPERATOR does it automatically! OPERATOR does it in the CTY! Oarsmen stroke till it hurts! Oceanographers do it down under! Olympic Athletes do it in teams! Olympic Athletes do it for free! Operators do it person-to-person! Operators mount everything! Operators really know how to mount it! Operators mount anything and everything! Optimists do it with confidence! Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they see eye-to-eye! Optometrists do it face-to-face! Organists do it with both hands and both feet! Orthodontists do it with braces! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [P] PASCAL programmers REPEAT it! PASCAL users do it with runtime support! Pacific Northwest hackers do it with n loggin' sorts! Painters do it with longer strokes! Paladins do it good or not at all! Paladins don't do it! Paladins use their Holy Avengers! Pantomimists do it silently! Paramedics can revive anything! Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion! Particle physicists do it energetically! Pathologists do it with corpses! Patients do it feverishly! Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain! Pediatricians do it with children! Perfectionists do it better! Perverted Hackers do it with POPs! Pessimists can't do it! Pessimists do it with a sigh! Pessimists don't bother doing it! Pharmacists do it Over The Counter! Pharmacologists do it by prescription! Pharmacologists do it with affinity! Pheasants do it under glass! Philosophers do it for pure reasons! Philosophers do it in their minds! Philosophers go deep! Philosophers think about doing it! Philosophers think they do it! Philosophers wonder why they did it! Photographers do it in the dark! Photographers do it while exposing! Photographers do it with a flash! Photographers do it with a zoom! Photographers do it in a darkroom! Photographers do it in a flash! Physicists do it at the speed of light! Physicists do it a quantum at a time! Physicists do it with high energy particles! Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time! Physicists do it attractively! Physicists do it energetically! Physicists do it in black holes! Physicists do it in waves! Physicists do it like Einstein! Physicists do it magnetically! Physicists do it on accelerated frames! Physicists do it particularly! Physicists do it repulsively! Physicists do it strangely! Physicists do it with Tensors! Physicists do it with black bodies Physicists do it with charm! Physicists do it with large expensive machinery! Physicists do it with rigid bodies! Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!)! Physicists do it with their vectors! Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion! Physicists get a big bang! Physicists do it with the help of relatives Physicists do it ultra-relativistically! Physics majors do it at the speed of light! Piano players have faster fingers Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments! Pilots do it in the cockpit! Pilots do it to get high! Pilots do it with flare! Pilots keep it up longer! Pilots stay up longer! Pilots do it flying high! Ping-pong players always smash balls! Pirates do it with stumps! Pit crew members do it in under ten seconds! Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free! Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off! Plasterers to it hard! Plumbers do it under the sink! Plumbers do it with plumber's friends! Plumbers do it with snakes and helpers! Plumbers do it with wenches! Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet! Podiatrists do it with feet! Poker players do it with their own hand! Polaroid does it in one step! Polaroid does it in seconds! Pole vaulters do it with long, flexible instruments! Policemen like big busts! Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected! Politicians do it to everybody! Politicians do it to everyone! Politicians do it to make the headlines! Politicians do it with everyone! Polymer Chemists do it in chains! Pool cleaners do it wet! Popes do it in the woods! Postmen come slower! Postmen do it at the front entrance! Priests do it heavenly! Prince Charles does it in succession! Prince Charles and Lady Di do it royally! Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets! Printers reproduce the fastest! Procrastinators do it later! Procrastinators do it tomorrow! Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it! Procrastinators do it when they get around to it! Proctologists do it in the end! Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine! Professors do it by the book! Professors do it with class! Professors forget to do it! Professors might forget to do it! Programmers CYCLE forever, until you make them EXIT! Programmers get overlaid! Programmers' software expands to fill all available space! Programmers do it all night! Programmers do it bottom-up! Programmers do it by pushing and popping! Programmers do it in higher levels! Programmers do it in loops! Programmers do it in software Programmers do it on command! Programmers do it top down! Programmers do it with bugs! Programmers repeat it until done! Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged! Programmers do it logically! Programmers do it interactively! Promiscuous hackers share resources! Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses! Prostitutes do it for profit! Protestants do it unwillingly! Psychologists do it with rats! Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session! Psychiatrists do it on the couch! Psychiatrists do it like crazy! Psychologists would like to do it with 95% confidence! Psychologists do it with rats! Psychologists think they do it! Public speakers do it orally! Pyrotechnics experts do it with a blinding flash! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Q] Quakers do it quietly! Quantum mechanics do it in leaps! Quantum Mechanics do it with uncertainty! Quarterbacks do it with good penetration! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [R] RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second! Racers like to come in first! Racquetball players do it off the wall! Radio Engineers do it till it MegaHertz! Radio Engineers do it with Frequency! Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it! Radio amateurs do it at a higher frequency! Radiocasters do it in the air! Radiologists do it with high frequency! Rally drivers do it sideways! Rangers do it in the woods! Rangers do it in their tracks! Real estate brokers do it on the ground! Real estate people know all the prime spots! Receptionists do it in the vestibule! Recyclers use it again! Reincarnationists do it again and again and again! Reporters do it daily! Reporters do it for a story! Reporters do it for the sensation it causes! Republicans do it to poor people! Research professors do it only if they get grants! Researchers are still looking for it! Researchers do it with control! Retailers move their merchandise! Robots do it mechanically! Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust! Roofers do it on top! Roofers do it up on top! Roofers are always on the top! Roosters do it coquettishly! Rowers do it with long strokes! Royal guards do it in uniforms! Rugby players do it with leather balls! Runners do it with vigor! Runners get into more pants! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [S] SAIL hackers do it with [Control]! SAIL hackers follow the procedure! -- Never do this at home. Look how easily it killed this sig. /\ ___/\ ___/\ _____________________________________________ \/ \/ \/ bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler) DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.