X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80127 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461 Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 4 of 6 Message-ID: <1i3knuINN35k@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler) Date: 2 Jan 93 08:45:50 GMT Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA) NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu Lines: 216 IRS does it everywhere! IRS does it to everyone! Illusionists fake it! Illusionists only LOOK like they're doing it! Individualists do it with themselves! Inductors dissipate after doing it! Infantrymen do it in the trench! Insurance salesmen are premium lovers! Interior decorators do it all over the house! Inventors find a way to do it! Italians do it better! (this was obviously written by a Italian) ---------------------------------------------------------------- [J] Janitors clean up afterwards! Janitors do it with a plunger! Jedi Knights do it FORCEfully! Jewelers mount real gems! Jews worry about doing it! Jockeys do it at the gate! Jockeys do it on the horse-back! Jockeys do it with their horses! Jockeys do it with whips and saddles! Joggers do it on the run! Judges do it in chambers! Judges watch it and give scores! Jugglers do it until they drop! Jugglers do it with more balls! Jugglers do it with their balls in the air! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [K] Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again! Klingons do it with a vengeance! Korfball players do it with the other sex! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [L] LISP hackers are thweet! LISP hackers do it in lambda functions! LISP hackers do it with rplacd! LISP programmers have to stop and collect garbage! LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects! LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy! Landlords do it every month! Landscapers plant it deeper! Laser printers do it without making an impression! Lawyers do it in their briefs! Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury! Lawyers do it on a trial basis! Lawyers do it to you! Lawyers do it with clause! Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs! Librarians do it on the shelfs! Librarians do it by the book! Librarians do it silently! Lifeguards do it on the beach! Lions do it with pride! Linguists do it with their tongues! Lions do it with pride! Locksmiths can get into anything! Loggers do it with a shout! Logicians do it consistently and completely! Logicians do it consistently and completely! Logicians do it or they do not do it! Long distance runners last longer! Long jumpers do it with a running start! Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route! Louisianans do it differently! ("Big Easy" -- Dennis Quaid) ---------------------------------------------------------------- [M] MUDders do it over the InterNet! Machine Coders do it in bytes! Machine language programmers do it very fast! Machinists drill often! Machinists make the best screws! Macintosh programmers do it in windows Mages do it with their familiars! Magic Users do it with their hands! Magic Users have crystal balls! Magicians are quicker than the eye! Magicians do it with mirrors! Magicians do it with rabbits! Mailmen do it at the mail boxes! Mainframes go down on their users! Mainframes go down several times a week! Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet! Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it! Managers do it by delegation! Managers have someone do it for them! Managers make others do it! Managers supervise others! Marketing reps do it on comission! Married people do it with frozen access! Masons do it secretively! Match makers do it with sticks! Match-makers do it with singles! Mathematicians do it an uncountable number of times! Mathematicians do it an infinite number of times! Mathematicians do it associatively! Mathematicians do it commutatively! Mathematicians do it constantly! Mathematicians do it continuously! Mathematicians do it discretely! Mathemeticians do it exponentially! Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and do one more! Mathematicians do it functionally! Mathematicians do it homologically! Mathematicians do it in fields! Mathematicians do it in groups! Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes! Mathematicians do it in numbers! Mathematicians do it in theory! Mathematicians do it on smooth contours! Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval! Mathematicians do it over and under the curves! Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular! Mathematicians do it partially! Mathematicians do it rationally! Mathematicians do it reflexively! Mathematicians do it symmetrically! Mathematicians do it to prove themselves! Mathematicians do it to their limits! Mathematicians do it totally! Mathematicians do it transcendentally! Mathematicians do it transitively! Mathematicians do it variably! Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife! Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage! Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts! Mathematicians do it with linear pairs! Mathematicians do it with odd functions! Mathematicians do it with prime roots! Mathematicians do it with relations! Mathematicians do it with rings! Mathematicians do it with their real parts! Mathematicians do it without limit! Mathematicians have to prove they did it! Mathematicians prove they did it! Mathematicians take it to the limit! Mechanical engineers do it automatically! Mechanics do it from underneath! Mechanics do it on their backs! Mechanics fuck better! Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it! Mechanics do it with tighter nuts! Medical researchers make mice do it first! Merchants do it to customers! Mermaids CAN'T do it! Metallurgists are screw'n'edge! Metallurgists do it in the street! Meteorologists do it unpredictably! Methodists do it by numbers! Milkmen deliver twice a week! Milkmen do it in the morning! Millionaires pay to have it done! Milton Berle does it in his BVDs! Mimes do it without a sound! Miners do it deeper than divers! Miners sink deeper shafts! Miners do it with a bang! Ministers do it on Sundays! Ministers do it vicariously! Missile engineers do it in stages! Missilemen have better thrust! Models do it beautifully! Models do it in any position! Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on! Model Rocketeers do it with three foot rods! Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters! Molecular biologists do it with hot probes! Monks do it by hand! Monopoly players do it for hours! Moonies do it within sects! Morticians do it gravely! Most of the graduate students get aids! Mothers do it with their children! MotoXers do it in the dirt! Motorcyclists do it with spread legs! Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs! Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks! Mountaineers do it with ropes! Movie stars do it on film! Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently! Music hackers do it at 3 am! Music hackers do it audibly! Music hackers do it in concert! Music hackers do it in scores! Music hackers do it with more movements! Music hackers do it with their organs! Music hackers want to do it in realtime! Musicians do it with rhythm! Musicians do it with rhythm! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [N] Narcissists do it to themselves! Native Americans do it with reservations! Navigators can show you the way! NetNEWS readers do it after reading the FAQ file! Network hackers know how to communicate! Network managers do it in many places at once! New users do it after reading the helpfile! New users do it after receiving advice! Newspaper boys do it in front of every door! Nobel laureates do it in the bank! Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing! Novices do it with instructions! Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anything else! Nuclear Engineers get really "hot"! Nuns do it out of habit! Nurses call the shots! Nurses do it painless Nurses do it with care! -- Never do this at home. Look how easily it killed this sig. /\ ___/\ ___/\ _____________________________________________ \/ \/ \/ bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler) DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.