X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80126 Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461 Newsgroups: alt.sex Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 3 of 6 Message-ID: <1i3jmmINN2ih@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler) Date: 2 Jan 93 08:28:06 GMT Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA) NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu Lines: 216 Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet! First fiddles do it violently! Fishermen are proud of their rods! Fishermen do it for reel! Flagpole sitters do it in the air! Fluid Mechanics do it smoothly! Flyers do it in the air! Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling! Forgers do it hot! Football players are measured by the yard! Football players do it offensively/defensively! Fortran programmers do it with double precision! Fortran programmers do it! Really! Four-wheelers eat more bush! Frank Sinatra does it his way! Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion! Fundamentalists do it when they think no one is looking! Furriers appreciate good beaver! Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [G] Gamblers do it on a hunch! Gamblers do it with a kidde (kitty)! Garbagemen come once a week! Gardeners do it in the dirt! Gardeners do it in their beds! Gardeners do it on the bushes! Gardeners have 50 foot hoses! Gardener trim your bushes! Gas station attendants pump all day! Gee, I wonder how Oral Roberts does it? Generals have something to do with the stars! Genetists do it with sick genes! Geographers do it globally! Geologists are great explorers! Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and smoke afterwards! Geologists do it in folded beds! Geologists do it to get their rocks off! Geologists know how to make the bedrock! Geometers do it constructively! Gerald Ford does it on his face! Gnomes are too short to do it! Golf players always sink their putts! Golfers do it in 18 holes! Golfers do it with their putters! Golfers have it down to a tee! Golfers like to stuff their holes on the first shot! Golfers like to stick even their balls in holes! Graduates do it by degrees! Gravediggers die to do it! Group theorists do it either way! Guitar players had their licks! Guitar players have their pick! Guitar players do it with pluck! Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger! Gymnasts do it with grace! Gymnists mount and dismount well! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [H] Hackers appreciate virtual dresses! Hackers are I/O experts! Hackers avoid deadly embrace! Hackers discover the powers of two! Hackers do it a little bit! Hackers do it absolutely! Hackers do it all night long! Hackers do it all night! Hackers do it at link time! Hackers do it attached! Hackers do it automatically! Hackers do it bottom up! Hackers do it bug-free! Hackers do it by the numbers! Hackers do it concurrently! Hackers do it conditionally! Hackers do it detached! Hackers do it digitally! Hackers do it discreetly! Hackers do it during PM! Hackers do it during downtime! Hackers do it efficiently! Hackers do it faster! Hackers do it graphically! Hackers do it immediately! Hackers do it in O(n log n)! Hackers do it in SEXTRAN! Hackers do it in a HRRI! Hackers do it in batches! Hackers do it in dumps! Hackers do it in less space! Hackers do it in libraries! Hackers do it in loops! Hackers do it in parallel! Hackers do it in stacks! Hackers do it in the microcode! Hackers do it in the software! Hackers do it in trees! Hackers do it in two states! Hackers do it indirectly! Hackers do it interactively! Hackers do it iteratively! Hackers do it loaded! Hackers do it locally (or globally)! Hackers do it randomly! Hackers do it recursively! Hackers do it reentrantly! Hackers do it relocatably! Hackers do it sequentially! Hackers do it synchronously! Hackers do it top down! Hackers do it with DDT! Hackers do it with all sorts of characters! Hackers do it with bugs! Hackers do it with computers! Hackers do it with demons! Hackers do it with editors! Hackers do it with fewer instructions! Hackers do it with high priority! Hackers do it with insertion sorts! Hackers do it with interrupts! Hackers do it with key strokes! Hackers do it with phantoms! Hackers do it with quick sorts! Hackers do it with recursive descent! Hackers do it with side effects! Hackers do it with simultaneous access! Hackers do it with slaves! Hackers do it with their fingers! Hackers do it with words! Hackers do it without a net! Hackers do it without arguments! Hackers do it without detaching! Hackers do it without proof of termination! Hackers do it without protection! Hackers do it without you even knowing it! Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time! Hackers get off on tight loops! Hackers get overlaid! Hackers have better software tools! Hackers have response time! Hackers have faster access routines! Hackers have good hardware! Hackers have high bawd rates! Hackers have high bod rates! Hackers have it where it counts! Hackers know all the right MOVs! Hackers know what to diddle! Hackers make it quick! Hackers multiply with stars! Hackers stay logged in longer! Hackers stay up longer! Hackers take big bytes! Hairdressers give the best blow jobs! Hairdressers tease it till it stands straight up! Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency! Ham radio operators do it with more frequency! Handymen like good screws! Hang-Gliders do it in the air! Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds! Hardware designers' performance is hardware dependant! Hardware hackers are a charge! Hardware hackers do it closely coupled! Hardware hackers do it electrically! Hardware hackers do it intermittently! Hardware hackers do it noisily! Hardware hackers do it on a bus! Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range! Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC! Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers! Hardware hackers do it with charge! Hardware hackers do it with connections! Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic! Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs! Hardware hackers do it with male connectors! Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings! Hardware hackers do it with power! Hardware hackers do it with resistance! Hardware hackers do it with transceivers! Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters in2 open collectors Hardware hackers have faster rise times! Hardware hackers have sensitive probes! Hawaiians do it volcanicly! Hedgehogs do it cautiously! Heinz does it with great relish! Helicopter Pilots do it while hovering! Helicopter Pilots do it with autorotation! Hermits do it alone! Hewlett packard does it with precision! High energy physicists do it whenever they get a hadron! Hikers do it naturally! Historians did it! Historians study who did it! Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous! Hockey players do it hard and fast! Horn players do it French style! Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer! Hunters do it in the bush! Hunters do it with a bang! Hunters eat what they shoot! Hunters go deeper into the bush! Hunters do it with a big gun! Hurdlers do it every 10 meters! Hypertrichologists do it with intensity! Hypnotists make you remember *all* of it! Hypnotists can make you do it in ways you've never done before! ---------------------------------------------------------------- [I] I/O Hackers do it without interrupt I/O Hackers have to condition their device first! -- Never do this at home. Look how easily it killed this sig. /\ ___/\ ___/\ _____________________________________________ \/ \/ \/ bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler) DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.