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Subject: application for fun
Message-ID: <1993Mar25.132519.1@aurora.alaska.edu>
From: fsccm@aurora.alaska.edu
Date: 25 Mar 93 21:25:19 GMT
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***************APPLICATION TO GO OUT WITH LAURA******************* 
*                                                                * 
*  Name _______________             Ht. _____    Wt. _____       * 
*  Age ________________             Eye Color ____________       * 
*  Place of Birth _____             Hair Color ___________       * 
*  ____________________             Physical Description _       * 
*  Phone # ____________             ______________________       * 
*                                   ______________________       * 
*                                   ______________________       * 
*                                                                * 
*  Why you want to go out with Laura ____________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*                                                                * 
*  Why Laura should want to go out with you _____________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*                                                                * 
*  What (if anything) you promise Laura if she should go         *
*  out with you _________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*  ______________________________________________________        * 
*                                                                * 
*  Do you think that Laura is human and why?_____________        *
*  ______________________________________________________        *
*  ______________________________________________________        *
*  ______________________________________________________        *
*  ______________________________________________________        *
*                                                                *
*  Your income for the 1990-91 fiscal year ______________        * 
*  Your current tax bracket _____________________________        * 
*  Total equity in your home or other property __________        * 
*                                                                * 
*  Most recent purity test score ________________________        * 
*  Most recent IQ score _________________________________        * 
*                                                                * 
*  Number of hours per week you spend on the VAX ________        * 
*  Number of hours per week you spend sleeping __________        *  
*                                                                * 
*  Any comments on Laura's personality                           * 
*  1. _______________     2. _______________                     * 
*  3. _______________     4. _______________                     * 
*  5. _______________     6. _______________                     * 
*  7. _______________     8. _______________                     * 
*  9. _______________     10. ______________                     * 
*                                                                * 
*  Any other notes on why Laura and yourself should be           *
*  going out __________________________________________          * 
*  ____________________________________________________          * 
*  ____________________________________________________          * 
*  ____________________________________________________          * 
*  ____________________________________________________          * 
*                                                                * 
****************************************************************** 
    
 Please fill out the above application and return it to Laura 
 (FSLEB@aurora.alaska.edu) as soon as possible so as to give yourself the
 best possible opportunity to have your application fully reviewed. 
 This is a message that was passed around here in Fairbanks, Alaska.  We
 the creators believe that the rest of the users on the net should be able
 to partake in this piece of humor.  Please be creative in your response.
 Laura is an actual person and this should not be taken seriously.