From news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!andromeda.vec.net!cssun.mathcs.emory.edu!gatech!csulb.edu!info.ucla.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!newspump.sol.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!uwm.edu!lll-winken.llnl.gov!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Tue Jan 14 00:45:16 1997 Xref: news.spc.edu rec.humor.funny.reruns:57 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: Cycles for nothing From: matt@oddjob.uchicago.edu (Matt Crawford) Approved: rhf-reruns@clari.net Keywords: smirk, originally appeared in 1987 Message-ID: Date: Mon, 13 Jan 97 7:20:03 EST Lines: 62 Path: news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!andromeda.vec.net!cssun.mathcs.emory.edu!gatech!csulb.edu!info.ucla.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!newspump.sol.net!newsfeeds.sol.net!uwm.edu!lll-winken.llnl.gov!fugue.clari.net!funny-request (i want my i want my i want my X-MP!) Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You run the fortran on the X-MP That ain't hackin' that's the way you do it Cycles for nothin', gigabits for free Now that ain't hackin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe Monte Carlo on a three-quark system Maybe design a little neutron bomb We gotta install microwave uplinks Custom fuzzballs for everyone We gotta link up DDS circuits BERT and loopback tests to run See the kid professor with the blue jeans and the necktie Yeah buddy that's his own hair That kid professor got his Nobel prize now That kid professor he's a millionaire We gotta install microwave uplinks Custom fuzzballs for everyone We gotta link up DDS circuits BERT and loopback tests to run I shoulda stuck to writing in fortran I shoulda kept that old 029 Look at that output, he got it stacked up to the ceilin' I bet he ain't read one line And in there, what's that? A hundred postdocs? Bangin' on the keyboards like some chimpanzees That ain't hackin' that's the way you do it Cycles for nothin', gigabits for free We gotta install microwave uplinks Custom fuzzballs for everyone We gotta link up DDS circuits BERT and loopback tests to run Matt Crawford -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.