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From: fenris@lightspeed.net (Michael Driscoll)
Subject: Achtung!
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A new sign for our times:

        ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

 Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclicken und
 giffengrabben.  Ist easy droppenpacket der routers
 und overloaden der backbone mit der spammen unt
 der me-tooen.  Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das
 dumpkopfen.  Das musclicken sichtseeren keepen
 das bandwit-spewin hans in das pockets muss;
 relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

[Note - updated version of an older joke - ed.]

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