From jsjacob@wenet.net Sat Apr 29 02:39:15 2000 Xref: news.spc.edu rec.humor.funny:8471 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: CenSuess 2000 Reply-Path: jsjacob@wenet.net From: jsjacob@wenet.net (John S. Jacob) Keywords: topical, smirk, forwarded Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com Path: news.spc.edu!news.new-york.net!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Followup-To: rec.humor.d Message-id: Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 19:30:01 PDT CenSuess 2000 _____________ Person One or Person Two? Person Red or Person Blue? Do you live all by yourself? Do you live with someone else? Do you own the place where this was sent? Or just a poor slob paying rent? How old are you on April 1st? Just when is your date of birth? Are you a boy or girl right now? Would your doctor write that down? Are you Vietnamese or Korean? Chinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican? Japanese or Filipino? Two-thirds white or half Latino? Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad? An uncle who's from Trinidad? African or black? Which is it? Indo-Euro Asian midget? Answer all and send it out, so we can get a proper count. Results arrive 2010, the date we do it all again! [Note - forwarded unattributed - ed.] -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. If you mail to original@netfunny.com, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else. For the full submission guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/00/Apr/census.html