Answer : UNIX Question : What do people become after sitting in front of VT100s for 4 years? Answer : 65,536 or 2**16 Question : What version of VMS will be current in 1990? Answer : 99 and 44/100 % Question : What portion of VMS can be simulated by a TECO macro? Answer : IBM, HP, DG, Wang, and CDC Question : Who are the principal shareholders of Digital Equipment Corporation? Answer : Lady Ada Augusta Lovelace Question : Who wrote Version 5 of TOPS-10? Answer : 32 Question : On what day of the month are all DEC deliveries made? Answer : RUNOFF Question : What do DEC software specialists do when customers call in a problem? Answer : 20 % speedup Question : What happens when you sell your 11/03 and buy a VAX? Answer : BASIC V2, COBOL V2, and DSM V2 Question : What is VMS 3.0 written in? Answer : The University of Arizona Computer Center Question : What is the nearest branch of the Digital Computer Museum? Answer : Grace Murray Hopper Question : Where do you put cards before running then through a card reader? Answer : 16 digits Question : How much does a VAX 782 cost? Answer : 1 page per second Question : What is the average rate of a VAX with 1 megabyte of memory swapping queue?