From: IN%"KENNEDY@Eisner.DECUS.Org" "Terry Kennedy" 29-JAN-1994 00:15:24.84 To: IN%"terry@spcvxa.spc.edu" CC: Subj: Notefile HOBBIES_AND_INTERESTS Note 47.462 Return-path: Received: from "port 3036"@Eisner.DECUS.ORG by spcvxa.spc.edu (PMDF V4.3-3 #10) id <01H88H2LUX348WX0FV@spcvxa.spc.edu>; Sat, 29 Jan 1994 00:15:03 EST Received: from Eisner.DECUS.Org by Eisner.DECUS.Org (PMDF V4.2-12 #4291) id <01H88H2BPLDC00047C@Eisner.DECUS.Org>; Sat, 29 Jan 1994 00:14:51 -0500 (EST) Date: Sat, 29 Jan 1994 00:14:51 -0500 (EST) From: Terry Kennedy Subject: Notefile HOBBIES_AND_INTERESTS Note 47.462 To: terry@spcvxa.spc.edu Message-id: <01H88H2BQEB600047C@Eisner.DECUS.Org> Organization: Digital Equipment Computer Users Society X-VMS-To: in%"terry@spcvxa.spc.edu" MIME-version: 1.0 Content-type: TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT <<< EISNER::$2$DIA7:[NOTES$HIVOL]HOBBIES_AND_INTERESTS.NOTE;1 >>> -< HOBBIES_AND_INTERESTS >- ================================================================================ Note 47.462 Silliest statement heard (or read) today 462 of 462 EISNER::TAPOLA "Trust me,I know what I'm doing" 71 lines 28-JAN-1994 23:43 -< C is a language of love >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is actually a C-program, but I didn't consider it would be in proper place in technical conferenses ;-) --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- char*lie; double time, me= !0XFACE, not; int rested, get, out; main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{ signed char lotte, dear; (char)lotte--; for(get= !me;; not){ 1 - out & out ;lie;{ char lotte, my= dear, **let= !!me *!not+ ++die; (char*)(lie= "The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!"); do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me; #define love (char*)lie - love 1 *!(not= atoi(let [get -me? (char)lotte- (char)lotte: my- *love - 'I' - *love - 'U' - 'I' - (long) - 4 - 'U' ])- !! (time =out= 'a'));} while( my - dear && 'I'-1l -get- 'a'); break;}} (char)*lie++; (char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie; get *out* (short)ly -0-'R'- get- 'a'^rested; do {auto*eroticism, that; puts(*( out - 'c' -('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it"); for (*((char*)&lotte)^= (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+ !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; } else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -= '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=! get; !out; (char)*lie & 0xD0- !not) return!! (char)lotte;} (char)lotte; do{ not* putchar(lie [out *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]); not; for(;!'a';);}while( love (char*)lie);{ register this; switch( (char)lie [(char)lotte] -1 *!out) { char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ': *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s'; this +1+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}} get - !out; if (not--) goto hell; exit( (char)lotte);}