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  BATHROOM WALL PHILOSOPHY
                           ========================
  
  The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
   --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  
  Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
   --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  
  If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
    --On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet, O'Ryan's,
  Irish
      Pub, Ashland, Oregon
  
  Beauty is only a light switch away.
    --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina
  
  I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
     --Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts
  
  If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
  get
  wasted  together and have the time of our lives.
     --Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
  
  Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"
    --Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
  
  God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?
    --The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
  
  Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
     --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
  
  No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
  putting up with her shit.
     --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,  North Carolina
  
  To do is to be--Descartes
  To be is to do--Voltaire
  Do be do be do--Frank Sinatra
     --Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,  Arizona
  
  At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
    --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,  Arizona
  
  It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
     --Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona
  
  Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
     --Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
  
  God is dead--Nietzsche
  Nietzsche is dead--God
      --The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
  
  If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
      --Revolution Books, New York, New York
  
  A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
  have
  trouble with it.
      --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
  
  If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
  Congress!
      --Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.
 
-- 
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