Return-path: <@fwd.com:ttsg@ttsg.com> Received: from gate.tmk.com (gate.tmk.com [204.141.35.61]) by tmk.com (PMDF V5.2-32 #41576) with ESMTP id <01JL90M0VHZQ8WW4ZB@tmk.com> for terry@tmk.com (ORCPT rfc822;terry@server.tmk.com); Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:58:21 EST Received: from nyntq1.tink.com (SYSTEM@mail2.new-york.net [165.254.101.54]) by gate.tmk.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/TMK-4.0-NORELAY) with ESMTP id TAA11628 for ; Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:58:10 -0500 (EST) Received: from return-daemon by mail2.new-york.net (PMDF V5.1-10 #22883) id <01JL90I1XXGW8WZKX6@mail2.new-york.net> for terry@tmk.com; Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:55:05 -0400 (EDT) Received: from gevjon.ttsg.com (ttsg@gevjon.ttsg.com) by mail2.new-york.net (PMDF V5.1-10 #22883) with ESMTP id <01JL90I0PQ1E8WWPAF@mail2.new-york.net>; Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:55:03 -0400 (EDT) Received: (from ttsg@localhost) by gevjon.ttsg.com (8.9.0/8.9.0) id TAA21950; Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:55:02 -0500 (EST) Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 19:55:02 -0500 (EST) From: TTSG <@fwd.com:ttsg@ttsg.com> Subject: (Humor) Bandwidth for Nothing (fwd) To: bob@new-york.net, terry@new-york.net Message-id: <200001290055.TAA21950@gevjon.ttsg.com> MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL25] Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Original-recipient: rfc822;terry@server.tmk.com A little humor.... Forwarded message: > From list-owner-ttsg=ttsg.com@inet-access.net Fri Jan 28 19:51:50 2000 > Delivered-To: list@inet-access.net > From: "James Spenceley" > To: > Cc: > Subject: (Humor) Bandwidth for Nothing > Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 12:08:25 +1100 > Message-ID: > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/plain; > charset="iso-8859-1" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > X-Priority: 3 (Normal) > X-MSMail-Priority: Normal > X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0) > X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 > Importance: Normal > Sender: owner-list@inet-access.net > Precedence: bulk > Reply-To: list@inet-access.net > > > Its YAMfNTO, feel free to improve. > > -- > James > > > > (... I want my ...) > (... I want my ...) > (... I want my BGP ... ) > > Now look at them packets, thats the way you do it. > You route your packets on the M A E. > That ain't working, private connects the way you do it. > Bandwidth for nothin' and your traffic error free. > Now that ain't working, you gotta pay dem RADB fee. > Lemm tell ya them guys ain't dumb. > Maybe get a blister on your typing fingure, > Maybe get dampened on your B G P. > > We gotta install microwave uplinks. > Custom queue deliveries > We gotta config these new PVCs. > We gotta prepend our /23s. > > See that little faggot with enable and the markup. > Yeah buddy thats his OC3. > That little faggot got his own IPO. > That little faggots a paper millionarie. > > We gotta install DSL circuits > Custom PVC deliveries > We got upgrade these DS3s > We got upgrade those IXPs > > I shoulda learned to play with IP. > I shoulda learned more Layer 3. > Look at that MED, he got it down the wrong T3. > Man he can't ACK any TCP. > And he's up there, whats that, spoofed IPs ? > Bangin those circuits as hard as can be. > That ain't working, thats the way you do it. > Get you traffic for nothing via smart BGP. > > We gotta install GigE cores > Custom WDM deliveries > We gotta move these T C Ps > We gotta move these U D Ps > > Now look at them MAEs, thats the way to do it, > You rate-limit your ICMP. > That ain't working, thats the way we route it > Moving IP, gets you chicks you see. > > > james > > > > - > Send 'unsubscribe' in the body to 'list-request@inet-access.net' to leave. > Eat sushi frequently. inet@inet-access.net is the human contact address. >