OFF: the truth is out there

[Christian Mumford]

>From rmp, a slightly abridged version. Warning: deep themes like females,
religion and drugs.

LET IT BE KNOWN:


On Mon, 14 Apr 1997 06:41:39 -0600, lgumaer at ibm.net wrote:

>So you want some definitions to these different terms, well, I am not an
>expert, but I listen to "alternative" music forms, and I think I
>understand what most of these terms mean, and can give examples on most.
>Well, here goes:
>
>Death Metal: A variation of Thrash Metal, which is soley devoted to
>lifting up Satan and empowering enemies of the Christians. The album
>covers usually depict satanic rituals or symbols, and show the members
>wearing paint that make them look horrible and menacing. The lyrics are
>usually pretty intelligent, but are usually indecipherable by most. Most
>of these bands seem to come from Europe, there are not as many American
>bands who have decided to write music meant soley to worship Satan, but
>there are a few. Examples: Deicide, Godkiller, Death, Sabbat, Cradle of
>Filth etc..
>
>Black Metal: A variation of Thrash Metal, but does not usually talk about
>Satan directly, just about really disgusting and awful things like
>necrophilia, corpse molestation, decapitation, maggots spilling out of
>ones mouth etc. Other than that, I believe it is similiar to Death Metal.
>Example: Cannibal Corpse
>
>Hardcore- "Hardcore" as far as I understand tends to relate to what one of
>my friends refers to as "Holy Black Death Metal" I suppose that the more
>hardcore something is the more it goes into darkness, evil, violence,
>immorality, occultism, thrashier metal, obscene lyrics, darker sounding
>singing (rasping, shouting, chanting)


>
>Gothic- This is a musical equivalent of Black Metal for females, it is an
>off-shoot of Modern Rock, and tends to emphasize dark, overly black lyrics
>and musical tones. It borrows from an Edgar Allan Poeish, victorian style
>with an emphasis on graphic design, extremly dark themes and the color
>black.

>Modern Rock: One of the fathers to today's so-called "alternative" music
>industry. A favorite of intellectual females. Characterized by typically
>intellectual lyrics, emotionally depressing melodies and fairly complex
>arrangements.

AND NOW THE PUNCHLINE:

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Sorry, just felt like editing in the facts.

Christian